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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…
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Sexy Friday – First Friday of February 2022
As I was browsing YouTube last week looking for songs to play for you, I stumbled across a little bit of genius that got…
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All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!
You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories. But Frank Lampard…
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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…
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Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread
So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines. Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil…
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SexcsiMexi kit review.
*All kit pictures are taken from https://www.footballkitarchive.com/liga-mx-2021-22-kits/ which is a pretty cool site for people obsessed by football kits. Good day to you.…
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FA Cup Already? FA Cup Already Saturday Open Thread
As I sit thinking up some drivel to write, it came to me that the FA Cup is like British footy’s NCAA Tournament. Commentators…
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Lesser USA (Starting) Today
Rest in peace, NBCSN. Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…
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#TransformerNuAIDS – Sweeping the Premiership! Lesser Open Thread
Shitting on Urban Meyer’s Jaguras grave will never get old. Bask in its warming glow. Will the two fixtures left standing (as of this…
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