Category: futbol
#feverdream (205) *Not A* Sponsored Post (647) AFL Beat (290) A Selection Of (376) Assholes (376) Bastards (252) BattleBots Beat (112) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (288) Commentist Participation (316) DFOing Good (5233) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (353) Erotic Friend Fiction (174) Extra Nerdy (327) Fantasy Football (175) Fuck You America (939) futbol (517) Gambling (344) Game Preview (545) horror (175) Insane Shit (1190) Lesser Sports (1095) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (468) Life as We Know It (1093) NFL News (820) NotKontent (262) Offseason Events (614) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2989) Open Threads (4330) Other (222) Quotables (243) Recipes (725) Reflections (790) scotch (958) Sexy Friday (528) STORNG TAEK!!1! (337) Sunday Gravy (256) Team Previews (309) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (576) Wumbo Wednesday (192)
-

Hippo’s Mid-week Waking Nightmare (part el tres)
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…
-

Half-Schedule Weekend – Lesser Footy Open Thread
This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…
-
Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Hello from my dungeon of solitude. It finally got me, the Rona. Was it at the Canada game with 35k people losing their mind?…
-

Welcome BACK To Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…
-

Welcome to Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like…
-

Spare Us The Qatar! – World Cup Draw Roundtable
Are you ready for some desert football? Because you’ll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this…
-

Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
There is only one Prem fixture this morning, Arsenal/Villa (8:30, USA). The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are playfully spraying their way into next season’s…
-

Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
-

Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
-

Solidarity Saturday
As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly…
![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)