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BOTG Opportunity? Frank Lampard’s Everton in the Charm CIty

As you all know, I really hate leaving the house. But the thought of an international flight REALLY seems like a dealbreaker to this…

I should be grateful we only had two absolute hellfire hot days this week. It’s The South, things will only get worse. But fuck…

Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…

I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

As it turns out, Villa manager (and ex-Redshite “legend”) Steven Gerrard didn’t let Team White Lives Matter win, just to fuck over my Toffees. …

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves. Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun. I…

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…