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Better Know a Random Squardon – Temperley (Saturday All Day Thread)
Hey, y’all. It’s still July. We may be only ONE WEEK from a Baltimore meetup (but we are all shitty planners, so details still…
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Saturday De-Motivational and Lesser Roll Call
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. – Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…
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Baltimore Roll Call Nighty-Night Thread
OK, kids. It’s getting down to nut-cuttin’ time, who’s in for 15-17 July in the Charm City? Imaginarium HQ (ie, Hotel) – TBD Probables…
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Another Lousy Idea For Lousy June and Lousy 2022
Really, my brain is running out of nonsense. I ain’t think that was EVAR possible. We need MOAR SPORTSBALL and we need it right soon.…
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BOTG Opportunity? Frank Lampard’s Everton in the Charm CIty
As you all know, I really hate leaving the house. But the thought of an international flight REALLY seems like a dealbreaker to this…
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June – The Plate Full of Poo (Morning Thread)
I should be grateful we only had two absolute hellfire hot days this week. It’s The South, things will only get worse. But fuck…
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Inside This Weekend’s Big Match! – Saturday Wakey-Wakey Thread
Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…
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God Bless Super Frank Lampard
I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…
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Hippo’s Thursday Waking Nightmare (Part el Fin)
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…