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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Pitch Meetings
Evening, lizard people. For this week’s Wumbo Wednesday we’ll do things a little differently. Namely because I have robot fights to watch even if…
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Footy Observations – Saturday Night Thread
It’s great to have the Footy back, is it not? Over-analyzing Matchday One is a fool’s game, but hey, I am guilty as charged.…
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2022-23 Lesser Footy – Oh We Back, Y’all
Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…
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Better Know a 2022-23 Premiership – Los Prediciones del Episode
It does not appear these are in precise alphabetical order, but I’mma just draft based on what popped up (PHRASING) on Google. Miscellany and…
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Things To Do In Baltimore When Moderately Drunk
Write the Saturday morning DFO column. Forget the loose idea one had in mind for the Saturday morning DFO column. Sweat like a Black…
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Better Know a Random Squardon – Temperley (Saturday All Day Thread)
Hey, y’all. It’s still July. We may be only ONE WEEK from a Baltimore meetup (but we are all shitty planners, so details still…
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Saturday De-Motivational and Lesser Roll Call
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. – Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…
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Baltimore Roll Call Nighty-Night Thread
OK, kids. It’s getting down to nut-cuttin’ time, who’s in for 15-17 July in the Charm City? Imaginarium HQ (ie, Hotel) – TBD Probables…
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Another Lousy Idea For Lousy June and Lousy 2022
Really, my brain is running out of nonsense. I ain’t think that was EVAR possible. We need MOAR SPORTSBALL and we need it right soon.…