Well, many of you said we didn't know what we were doing. Many doubted that we could make money. To that I say this: ONLY I PROVED YOU RIGHT!! Everyone else is showing a profit as we head into the playoffs! Excellent work, my friends! There is a reason I
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DFO Prediction Contests – Final Standings!
We have our two winners! Of course, like an idiot who has been writing "Don't forget to put your picks in!" every week, what do you think I did? Yup, I forgot to put my picks in. It wouldn't have mattered, of course, as I was too far off the pace.
A New Year’s message from Kenny Rogers
(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the Mighty Hoyer Country.) Kids, gather 'round ole Kenny. I'm gonna tell ya 'bout the man that taught me everything I know about bettin'. Yup, the ORIGINAL gambler
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 17
Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
DFO Predictions Contest Update – Week 16
We're almost to the end, kids. Only two weeks left to triumph or to fail spectacularly. For the love of all that is holy and beautiful do not forget to put your picks in! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise has reclaimed
DFO, money comes in
My cunning plan went exactly as well as Blackadder's do, so I am down to 50% of the original stakes at an even $100. On the other side of the ledger, WhyEaglesWhy is almost $100 up getting really close to the $300 mark. King Hippo had a monster perfect week
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 15
We have a new leader! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) The king in yellow took advantage of sunrisesunrise's bad week to vault to the top of the standings! He leads King Hippo, Warthog, and sunrisesunrise by one, Dok Zymm and Push
DFO, money comes in
I had a bad week, but nowhere as bad as our good King Hippo who had an o-fer that put him back below the original stakes. Well, it was nice while it lasted. He also has more money than I do, as I only picked one out of three correct
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 14
Just because I think I can still win these things, doesn't mean I'm insane. Sort of. What happened this week? DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise let everyone back into the race and now leads by only 2 over Warthog who
DFO, money comes in
Two of us made ballsy picks while the other two sat on the sidelines and enjoyed their Thanksgiving. Who has two thumbs and was the idiot of the bunch? Balls of Steel First off, YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME! Yes, I picked the Pats to win and they ended up losing to the
DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 13
That's exactly what our leaders got this week. How much? READ ON! DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies) Sunrisesunrise's lead is now four over King Hippo and five over the king in yellow. The rest of the pack has fallen back. Unless