Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

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NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having the sample retested, as the positive came as a result of a substance that wasn’t immediately recognizable, and there are scientists analyzing it. Meanwhile, he can

Your “It Just Meant ‘Day'” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 6, 2018June 6, 2018

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NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He's still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident that he's showing good progress to be ready for Week 1. No word on how he's recovering from the VICIOUS BURN handed the Eagles organization by

Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 5, 2018June 5, 2018

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NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump "disinvited" the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent "Celebration of America, which will certainly embiggen the smallest man. Fewer than 10 players were expected to show up, and none of them black. On the heels of the disinvitation, American

Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - June 4, 2018June 4, 2018

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NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed a one-year contract with the Browns. And Kendricks himself has this to say: https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1003375154645237760 Zach Miller, he of the "OH GOD...NO!! **barfs**" knee injury, has been re-signed

Your “Don’t Waste Your Words, They’re Just Lies” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 31, 2018May 31, 2018

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NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA's way. Someone had the bright idea to talk to Peyton Manning about Andrew Luck's injury & missed year. Especially while Peyton is golfing a pro-am at The Memorial with Tiger Woods Manning advised that

Your “What An Effective Disorder You Have” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 30, 2018May 30, 2018

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NFL News: Break out the Vitamin-D SADS lamps, because Brandon Marshall has signed a one-year deal to play for the Seahawks. The idea seems to be to use him in goal line situations where his size could help block out defenders or help him reign in short passes for scores.

Your “Try To Look Like You’re Having Fun” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

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NFL News: Mark Davis 'enjoyed' Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals last night, which is a "big deal" because OMG the Raiders are moving there soon. It's so hard to tell, because he looks like one of Jeff Dunham's puppets taking a break. By the power of BOLTMAN!, San

Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 28, 2018May 28, 2018

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NFL News: It's a holiday, so it's pretty quiet. Cassius Marsh let loose on his feelings about "The Patriot Way": "They don't have fun there. There's nothing fun about it. There's nothing happy about it. I didn't enjoy any of my time there." "It made me for the first time

Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 24, 2018May 24, 2018

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It's a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word "anthem". NFL News: Reuben Foster has had his felony domestic violence charges dismissed, in part because his girlfriend recanted her accusations. In addition, his felony weapons charge was reduced to a misdemeanour. Because it was

Show Some Respect

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 24, 2018May 25, 2018

INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH - NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX - NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown Houston, as we wait to watch the 2-6 Texans take on the 1-7 Miami Dolphins, in what is sure to be a thrilling kickoff to Week 8!