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INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…
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Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for…
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Your “In The Most Delightful Way” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Hi all. After a welcome three-day holiday weekend away from the #content mines, I’m ready to return you to the cromulence of my banality.…
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Your “Well, There’s Nowhere For Them To Go But Up, Right?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Godspeed, Oxipug. NFL News: Oh boy – The Browns are this year’s “Hard Knocks” team. The Browns aren’t especially happy about it, but their…
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Your Maybe Jim Irsay’s A Brony” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bills are going to retire Thurman Thomas’ #34 jersey. He joins Jim Kelly & Bruce Smith in that elite bracket. To…
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Your “Make Sure To Get Rid Of The White Robes In The Basement” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The new Panthers owner is going to be David Tepper, the Appaloosa Management hedge fund creator who is also a minority owner of…
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Your “Does It Matter Now That The Raiders Are Going To Vegas?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Chuck Knox died on Sunday, aged 86. In his time, he coached the Bills, Seahawks, and Rams (twice). This one matters to…
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Your “Hopefully, The One Time This Site Unites Behind A Jets Franchise” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Your day may have sucked, but it went nowhere near as badly as Matt Patricia’s. If I read the stories correctly: He…
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Your “Maybe Lock The Doors” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Here’s a good thing: police recovered most of Roquan Smith’s stolen property & arrested an individual. The only object missing from the…
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Your “WHADDYA MEAN THERE’S NO HOCKEY?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Devil went down to Georgia, and he was looking for a Bears playbook to steal: Chicago Bears first-round pick Roquan Smith…