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Your “Oh God – Tomorrow Will Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: A whole bunch of stars are skipping minicamps for various reasons. Cardinals RB David Johnson, who wants to extend beyond his rookie 5th…
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Your “Whaddya Mean It’s Not Human?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Julian Edelman is apologizing for his failed test, but no one is certain what he tested positive for. The League is having…
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Your “It Just Meant ‘Day’” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Carson Wentz has been cleared for 7-on-7 work at Eagles camp. He’s still in a non-contact role, but the Eagles are confident…
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Your “A Small Man Trying To Embiggen Himself” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Crybaby-in-chief President Trump “disinvited” the Eagles from the White House and instead will hold a perfectly cromulent “Celebration of America, which will…
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Your “What Is Truth?” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: LOL Browns! nfl.com reports LB Mychal Kendricks has signed a one-year contract with the Browns. PFT reports Mychal Kendricks has not signed…
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Your “Don’t Waste Your Words, They’re Just Lies” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: another very quite day. US sports seem to be avoiding getting in the NBA’s way. Someone had the bright idea to talk…
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Your “What An Effective Disorder You Have” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Break out the Vitamin-D SADS lamps, because Brandon Marshall has signed a one-year deal to play for the Seahawks. The idea seems…
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Your “Try To Look Like You’re Having Fun” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mark Davis ‘enjoyed’ Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals last night, which is a “big deal” because OMG the Raiders are…
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Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: It’s a holiday, so it’s pretty quiet. Cassius Marsh let loose on his feelings about “The Patriot Way”: “They don’t have fun…
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Your “You Might Have To Entertain Yourselves” Thursday Evening Open Thread
It’s a pretty slow day, if you avoided FOX News and anyone who muttered the word “anthem”. NFL News: Reuben Foster has had his…