Welcome back! It was kind of a perfect football day yesterday, enough competitive games and then that great finale. It's always interesting to me to see old faces in new places and also to see how various rookies are being worked into their lineups. We also saw Micah Parsons rub
Open Threads
Your Spit-Free (I hope) Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew? To The Game! Ravens/Bills: -"Oh, Hi Mark!" Do you think Baltimorons have forgiven Andrews for his critical dropsy last time these two met? "No!" is probably the answer. What about that fumble? "NO!" once again, I'm sure. -This is the fifth time
Your Next Open Thread
Let's keep it rolling. To The Games! Niners/Seahawks: The NFC West isn't fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for both teams. One last huzzah! to Sam Darnold for rescuing his career from ignominy and also getting a much bigger pay cheque than anyone would have imagined. Titans/Broncos: C'mon, popular Survivor
Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread
UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate
6 September 2025 has the following for all y'all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell does one cheer for? Or I guess, "cheer against the least?" OU typically has hotter cheerleaders, breaks the tie. Arizona State (-6.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2) Sparky really shouldn't
A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Sexy Friday – 20250905
TGIF! It's finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday's turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of bloopers, here's some movie bloopers. Fear The star of the show is a woman who is a hemophiliac. Yeah, women can carry the disease, but they're not able
It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)
Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there's news! Like, football news! Like how Jets OT Alijah Vera-Tucker tore his triceps and is likely out for the year. Well that's great since I just drafted Fields (I needed a QB at that point). Or how enshittification marches on,
