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It’s Here! The Thursday Night Special
My most beloved Thursday Night Special was Molson Canadian on tap and 5 cent wings. God, such a long time ago! Speaking of, there’s…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline
Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets…
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2025 Trade Deadline / Dreaming Open Thread
Buenas noches, damas y gérmenes. I’m subbing today for Rev because he had to attend a private zoning matter about a developing sinkhole near…
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Cards! Cowboys! Taste the Excitement!
Just look at that neck! Anyway, let’s get rolling. Fallout: -You may not have noticed but 9 of the 11 tilts played yesterday were…
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Last One Up, Turn Off The Lights
To The Game! Seahawks/Commies: -Seattle’s got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn’t get many targets per game…
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Let’s Do It Again
Only three games on the docket and there’s not much to choose from. To The Games! Jags/Raiders: Someone has to play in this spot…
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Your Sloppy First Slate
As promised, I’m completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To…
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1 Nov 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb…
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Sexy Friday – 20251031
TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing…
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Your Halloween Eve NFL Football Game Thread
Will there be tons of shots of “oh-so-crazy” fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your “Sexy Ref” outfit there’ll be! Flotsam…
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