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Welcome To The Walloping!
Pull up a hammock/bean bag chair and make yourself comfy. This tilt might be entertaining in a morbid kind of way when all is…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one
Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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“Is Gary Bettman Dead Yet?” – A Spiteful NHL Season Preview Open Thread
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, once again here to show why October is the best sports month as, in conjunction with the…
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It’s Your Monday Funday Open Thread!
Monday Funday? What the hell? No one has ever said that before-just ask Brenda Spencer. Let’s get down to business. Fallout: -I do like…
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Last One, I Swear (till tomorrow)
Some more hot divisional action, which is a good thing in theory. To The Game! Pats/Bills: -Interesting Matchup: Cook has rushed for 100 yards…
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And Now? More Games
We’ve got four on this slate which is more than acceptable, just the one dud so that’s nice. To The Games! Bucs/Seahawks: Seattle’s offense…
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Onward and Upwards We Go!
The bye weeks have kicked in so the Falcons, Bears, Steelers and Packers are lollygagging it. To The Games! Raiders/Colts: Geno threw three picks…
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Your Second Straight Early Morning MANDATORY Watch
Good morning peoples! Are we bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? No, huh? Let’s get going. To The Game! Vikings/Browns: -I have to say it-this has all…
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4 Oct 2025 JV NFL Evening Thread
Much like the Timeline itself, this slate ain’t getting no better. Guns Up!! (-11.5) at JV 500s (7:00, ESPN) Talent (the visitors) v. scheme…