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Cards! Cowboys! Taste the Excitement!

Just look at that neck! Anyway, let’s get rolling. Fallout: -You may not have noticed but 9 of the 11 tilts played yesterday were…

To The Game! Seahawks/Commies: -Seattle’s got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn’t get many targets per game…

Only three games on the docket and there’s not much to choose from. To The Games! Jags/Raiders: Someone has to play in this spot…

As promised, I’m completely hungover and this intro will be trash. The teams on bye are Browns, Jets, (excellent combo!) Eagles and Bucs. To…

MOAR GAMES, demand teh ppls! South Cakalaky (+12.5) at Johnny Reb (7:00, ESPN) Real talk, y’all. This slate ain’t great. But maybe Johnny Reb…

TGIF! DIE IN A FIRE SPRINGER YOU CHEATING DISGRACE! Also, is anyone else excited for the start of the NBA Cup tonite? Certainly nothing…

Will there be tons of shots of “oh-so-crazy” fans adorned in costumes in the stands? You bet your “Sexy Ref” outfit there’ll be! Flotsam…

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New…

I didn’t even watch the World Series game last night and I’m exhausted. Allow me a Grumpy Old White Guy rant: Trunk or Treat…

Of course there’s a baseballing thing going on as well. And the Senators! Who could forget that the Sens are playing? [pretty much everyone…