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The Olds Have Come Out To Play!
Rodgers: [commanding voice] “Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!” Trainer: “Oh, you mean the playbook?” Rodgers: [whiny voice] “Shut up!” God, sports yakkers just…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football
I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely.…
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Time Enough: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, kids: another dip into the ever-pertinent world of Mechanical Watches! Why are we discussing watches during this, the most verdant and bountiful…
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Your Monday Night Double Header
Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I’ve taught that having options is great so this is great. Fallout:…
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The Last Goodbye
Until tomorrow. It’s been a bit of a slog (he types at 12:20 EST) but we’ve been rewarded with this lovely fixture. Some folks…
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Wait! There’s More!
That’s Flacco’s best side up above. Only three tilts and only one that’s compelling but if you’re a fan of buffoonery the Shield has…
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More Action!
There’s a decent amount of interesting storylines as far as individual teams are concerned even if some of matchups aren’t that compelling. Panthers favored…
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Your Wo/Mandatory Early Morning Euroball Experience
Are you ready for another shit ton of football? Not only do we get this extra tilt but there’s a doubleheader on Monday night…
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11 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
Early slate was great, so is the night’s. THANK GOD for days like today. Florida Men (+7.5) at Bonfire Cult (7:00, ESPN) Billy Napier…
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Sexy Friday – 20251010
TGIF! Hockey season is back! The Ice HOX are undefeated too! And the Dirt HOX are about to extend their season. Word Count Filler…