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Kind of Blue (Jays): Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to America’s Team, the Toronto Blue Jays, for overcoming their inherent Canadian nature (Canadasity? Canukiness?) and sending the visiting Mariners packing in Game…
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Your Monday Night Doubleheader
Staying up for the second tilt is not mandatory, by the way. We’re reasonable people that might just have to half-ass it tomorrow morning…
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Last Call For Football
It certainly was a day, wasn’t it? The highs, the lows, the dreary middles, the naps-this day had everything! To The Game! Falcons/Niners: -I…
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Round Three: Something For Everyone
If you like MOXIE! you have the Giants, if watching two up and coming teams is your thing we’ve got that as well. Is…
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Here We Go Again
Just look at that goofy grin! Only the Bills and Ravens have the bye but both teams need it badly. That leaves us with…
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Back To London We Go!
Hey, look what pops up when you type ‘sexy London’ into the googlerator! Wakey, wakey football nerds. We only have two more to go…
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18 Oct 2025 JV NFL Night Thread
The people demand MOAR, and here is what y’all get: Paedo State (+2.5) at Team Cornpone (7:00, Peacock) Oh man, the Sickos Committee has…
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Sexy Friday – 20251017
TGIF! Maybe. Anyway, don’t lose three in a row at home. Word Count Filler Time Let’s learn about the Chaucer of Cheese. His name…
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The Olds Have Come Out To Play!
Rodgers: [commanding voice] “Hand me The Elder Scrolls, minion!” Trainer: “Oh, you mean the playbook?” Rodgers: [whiny voice] “Shut up!” God, sports yakkers just…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football
I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely.…