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The Slow Demise of Megamind-A Thursday Evening Open Thread
I agree with Chris Simms that McDaniel is getting a bum deal and it should be GM Chris Grier that should be taking a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)
So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…
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M*U*S*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high…
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Your Monday Night Doubleheader Open Thread
I don’t mind this at all in theory. (will not be watching till the end of the second feature) And I’ve been told there…
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Your Sunday Evening Denouement
Didn’t think I’d be busting out that word, huh? Bet you’re thinking I didn’t spell it correctly the first three times either, right? You’d…
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Your Next Open Thread
We get the usual too many games to mention/three tilts split today. Let’s take a look. To The Games! Broncos/Colts: It’s still hard to…
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Your Week 2 Early Slate Open Thread
Have you set your lineups? Be sure to make that panic-y last minute adjustment, it’s going to pay off! To The Games! Giants/Cowboys: Much…
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13 September 2025 Night Thread
We’ve made it through 60% of our Saturday, let’s keep on truckin! Florida Men (+7.5) at LSU (7:30, ABC) Look, I get it. Brian…
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Footy Returns With A Vengeance
Or perhaps with a cabbage fart, who can really say in advance smgdh. Arsenal and the Robins Hood kick off our footy morning (7:30, USA)…
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Sexy Friday – 20250912
TGIF! Well that was a week. Surely next week will be better. In the meantime we have a weekend full of footy, football, boxing,…
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