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“It’s Thursday Football Again!” Your Open Thread
Out of curiosity I took a wee peek at all the Thursday evening games and there looks to be a focus on divisional games…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown
HOLY SHIT THE KOBALTS! I mean seriously, holy fucking shit.
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That’s The Stuff: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a pretty reasonable Opening Week, all things considered. Apologies to Fozz and the rest of the Ratbird Faithful- your team earned…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Welcome back! It was kind of a perfect football day yesterday, enough competitive games and then that great finale. It’s always interesting to me…
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Your Spit-Free (I hope) Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew? To The Game! Ravens/Bills: -“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have…
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Your Next Open Thread
Let’s keep it rolling. To The Games! Niners/Seahawks: The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for…
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Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread
Hey, best of luck to everyone in both DFO fantasy leagues except for Ayo, who can rot in hell. (why yes, he is my opponent…
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UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate
6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…
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A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…
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Sexy Friday – 20250905
TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time…