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Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams
It wasn’t supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well,…
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Away We Go! It’s Round Two.
Four games but only the one banger but there’s a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let’s do it. To The Games! Broncos/Bolts: Denver…
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Games Ahoy! Your NFL Football Opening Open Thread
Let’s go. Where? To The Games! Pack/Browns: Cleveland isn’t much to look at on O but the rush D is a beast-only allowing 92…
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20 Sept 2025 – JV NFL Evening Machinations
I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here’s what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00,…
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Sexy Friday – 20250919
TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let’s get to it! Word Count Filler Time How about…
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The Slow Demise of Megamind-A Thursday Evening Open Thread
I agree with Chris Simms that McDaniel is getting a bum deal and it should be GM Chris Grier that should be taking a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)
So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…
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M*U*S*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high…
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Your Monday Night Doubleheader Open Thread
I don’t mind this at all in theory. (will not be watching till the end of the second feature) And I’ve been told there…
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Your Sunday Evening Denouement
Didn’t think I’d be busting out that word, huh? Bet you’re thinking I didn’t spell it correctly the first three times either, right? You’d…
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