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It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season
For Jerry Jones so loved his Ego that he gave up all his common sense so that Dallas haters could laugh all the season…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)
Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!
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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun…
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Sexy Friday – 20250829
TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we’ll have football back. Oh, and there’s a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count…
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JR Football Alert! Your Thursday Night Open Thread
By the by, this is your last NFL-less Thursday night until January the 8th. It may seem like a long time but it’ll probably…
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Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide
A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it’s just stuff…
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50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…
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You Don’t Say, Pffft 🖕🏼: Sunday Chasm Etc. Etc.
A very good evening to everyone, fellow dwellers of The Chasm: the time between the preseason and the season. It sucks and was not…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-29 (Last one!)
College football starts TONIGHT! Which means that the off-season is over and real football is beginning. In honor of that, tonight I present to…