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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?
…No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was…
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Welcome to the Dart Ages: Tuesday Open Thread
Busy time here at The House The Blergh Built. Let’s dive straight in. NFL NEWS: -Let Russ Be Cooked. Brian Daboll’s increasingly frantic flailing…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s do this. Fallout: -Nick Bosa and Najee Harris are done for the year and Ceedee Lamb looks like he’s out of commission for…
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Winless in Prime-A Story of Two Very Different Teams
It wasn’t supposed to be like this but here we are. The Chiefs were supposed to be at least 1-1 and the Giants? Well,…
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Away We Go! It’s Round Two.
Four games but only the one banger but there’s a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let’s do it. To The Games! Broncos/Bolts: Denver…
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Games Ahoy! Your NFL Football Opening Open Thread
Let’s go. Where? To The Games! Pack/Browns: Cleveland isn’t much to look at on O but the rush D is a beast-only allowing 92…
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20 Sept 2025 – JV NFL Evening Machinations
I hope everyone enjoyed the early proceedings. And/or your midday nap. Here’s what remains of the day: West By God Virginia (+13.5) at Kansas (6:00,…
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Sexy Friday – 20250919
TGIF! We are now in full swing of footy, JV football, and actual football! Let’s get to it! Word Count Filler Time How about…
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The Slow Demise of Megamind-A Thursday Evening Open Thread
I agree with Chris Simms that McDaniel is getting a bum deal and it should be GM Chris Grier that should be taking a…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)
So that’s a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because…
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