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Your Next Open Thread
Let’s keep it rolling. To The Games! Niners/Seahawks: The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for…
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Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread
Hey, best of luck to everyone in both DFO fantasy leagues except for Ayo, who can rot in hell. (why yes, he is my opponent…
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UnflavoUred Nighttime Slate
6 September 2025 has the following for all y’all: Michigan (+5.5) at Steerfuckers North (7:30, ABC) An entertaining matchup, true. But who the hell…
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A Calmer Week of JV NFL
Week 2’s slate is much less robust, plus we have the stupid international break (so no Prem morning action). But at least Sunday will…
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Sexy Friday – 20250905
TGIF! It’s finally happened. The NFL is now encroaching on Sexy Friday’s turf. From Brazil. On YouTube. What a world. Word Count Filler Time…
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It’s Heeeere. Your First Thursday Night Football Thread of of the 2025-26 Season
For Jerry Jones so loved his Ego that he gave up all his common sense so that Dallas haters could laugh all the season…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)
Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!
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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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JV Night Time is teh Right Time
Let’s hope that Bama/Noles tilt was nap-friendly, cause BOY HOWDY does the evening slate tilt late af. Coastal Carolina (+11.5) at Wahoowa (6:00, ACCN) Fun…
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Sexy Friday – 20250829
TGIF! We are so close. One more week of edging and we’ll have football back. Oh, and there’s a long weekend. Hooray! Word Count…