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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-26
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Sprots Desert – Oasis in the Distance Thread
We had the stupid Hall of Fame game a few nights back, which I managed to get all the way through Q1. Huzzah for…
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Sexy Friday – 20250801
TGIF! What the deuce? It’s August already? In this economy? At least I have the totally not disappointing Mariners to watch. And the South…
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Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread
Look, at least they’re wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It’s a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?
Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive. Plus, the subwoofer behind…
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Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, Don’t worry, you haven’t fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot. It’s your old pal, Beerguyrob, coming in off the bench to aid…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-25
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread
Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources…