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Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…
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Pre-season Monday Night Football – Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Monday Night Football (or a somewhat reasonable facsimile thereof) will be played tonight. We have Redshirt’s Bengals vs. Dok’s Commanders, one team…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-28
I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is…
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Sexy Friday – 20250815
TGIF! We’ve got more preseason games! We’ve even got the return of lesser footy! I’m sure there will be an uplifting and informative post…
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A Disappointing Thursday Night Open Thread
Disappointing? Why? Well, today was one of those days when one has their own list of things to do, plus some of the responsibilities…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired
I’d make this past weekend’s “Someone you know and tolerate played the national anthem at a minor league baseball game and all we got…
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Karen Carpenter Visits Shannon Sharpe: An Open Thread
Looks like there’s nothing going on as far as a night thingy so here I am thrusting something out there. Shannon Sharpe, on the…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – a nuanced discussion
Evening all. Fine evening, if you find the proper nuance to flavor your perception. No, I am not stoned when I am writing this…
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Yeah My Team Sucks. And? – Sunday Preseason Etc. Etc.
With the new season in the horizon, we must prepare. Inhale though your nose for four seconds; hold it for seven seconds while asking…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-27
I’m going continue the bit with the lists but we’re getting close to the end of this series of posts as the season is…