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Sexy Friday – 20250725
TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there’s another season ending injury. Word Count Filler Time Today we get two (2) cars…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.
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HOW THE F**K YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!?!: Tuesday Open Thread
God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Midsummer Miserable Musings – Open Thread
The exciting and sexy teams are our of the Women’s European Euros, so we are back to “square root of fuckall” status. Here is…
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Sexy Friday – 20250718
TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…
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Panic! At The Benzodiazepine Factory: Tuesday Open Thread
For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Onward, Perverts! Open Thread
Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain,…