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EFL Just Not Prem Opening Weekend
For those of y’all as starved for sportsball as Hippo? Find CBSSN on your cable box and maybe even dust off Paramount+ on your…
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Sexy Friday – 20250808
TGIF! Preseason football has arrived! So many third stringers. And season ending injuries. Fun times. Word Count Filler Time Karma! Sometimes it actually happens.…
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Open The Floodgates! Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread
It’s a bit disorienting going from 0 to 60 but that’s what’s going on this weekend and we start with three organized scuffles tonight.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work
Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we’re back to work this…
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#Hardland Blues: Tuesday Open Thread
America is a culture of Bigness. Perhaps it is a holdover from the incredible expanse of stolen unclaimed land that greeted European-extraction settlers so…
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Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Trois
I’m doing a quick fill-in (PHRASING!) for Armed n Hammered as he is stuck dealing with random IRL crap. As we head into more…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-26
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Sprots Desert – Oasis in the Distance Thread
We had the stupid Hall of Fame game a few nights back, which I managed to get all the way through Q1. Huzzah for…
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Sexy Friday – 20250801
TGIF! What the deuce? It’s August already? In this economy? At least I have the totally not disappointing Mariners to watch. And the South…
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Your NFL-Quality Football Fixture: An Open Thread
Look, at least they’re wearing pads and such so that we can pretend, right? It’s a scrimmage on steroids but we have to stretch…