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Sexy Friday – 20250711

TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…

That’s right, fellow chucklefucks – Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it’s 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes,…

I was not up to doing last night’s post due to the fact that we lost my buddy Noir, my pet rabbit who thought…

Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…

I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…

Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women’s European Euros today. When they got drawn…

TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes…

Happy Canada Day to all those who celebrate. May your syrup ever flow, your toque be well-fitting, and your CanCon more SCTV and Kids…

So, I am kicking back while visiting San Diego, doom scrolling my phone while waiting on my food, when I see a link to…

I am at the tail end of a crazy month of golfing. I have played A LOT. Today, I played in a tournament close…