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Sexy Friday – 20250627
TGIF! How is there no sports on TV tonight? Well, baseball, but come on. Guess I’ll just catch up on season 4 of Clarkson’s…
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Is “In This Heat?” replacing “In This Economy?” Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Probably not but I’m going to give it a try. Last week, Mrs. Scotchnaut asked me to bring back some salad stuff and that…
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Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin’.
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Roundball Rack: Tuesday Open Thread
Let’s start with a bit of a departure from my normal practice of ignoring Lesser Sports (other than baseball) in this column unless something…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Stay cool, build a fallout shelter
Whelp it looks like the far future is already here! Hi there! Hot enough for you? Whoa whoa, just joking, trying to break the…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-21
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Sexy Friday – 20250620
TGIF! The 10 year anniversary of [DFO] theme will continue with ten (10) sexy pictures below. But first, we need some word crafting. Word…
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Do You Have the Time?: Tuesday Open Thread
My name is Rev, and I am the white middle aged male version of a Basic Bitch. I read books about the Napoleonic Wars…
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Monday Night Open Thread – Extremely Rude Awakenings
Evening or Afternoon all (Good Morning 2Pk) I would like to regale all of you with a tale of a tail which features a…
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