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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It
It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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Monday Evening Open Thread – Has WWWIII kicked off yet?
Banner Pic is obviously older as Orson is much smaller, much much smaller, than now, and buddy is still alive. Plus, the subwoofer behind…
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Your “Oh God – did I wake up in 2018?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, Don’t worry, you haven’t fallen into the Springfield Mystery Spot. It’s your old pal, Beerguyrob, coming in off the bench to aid…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-25
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread
Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources…
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Sexy Friday – 20250725
TGIF! Training camps are here. August is nigh! And there’s another season ending injury. Word Count Filler Time Today we get two (2) cars…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery
So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend.
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HOW THE F**K YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!?!: Tuesday Open Thread
God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…