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Midsummer Miserable Musings – Open Thread
The exciting and sexy teams are our of the Women’s European Euros, so we are back to “square root of fuckall” status. Here is…
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Sexy Friday – 20250718
TGIF! As you read this I’m going deaf standing next to the starting line at the drag strip. Remember to wear earplugs at loud…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Things That Suck
No, this is not a precursor to Sexy Friday. It’s just been a rough week and a half. Hence, things annoyed me, and those…
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Panic! At The Benzodiazepine Factory: Tuesday Open Thread
For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-24
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Onward, Perverts! Open Thread
Some really beautiful squadrons (Iceland, Belgium) have sadly gone home. But others remain, lining up to eventually be throttled by Spain. Speaking of Spain,…
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Sexy Friday – 20250711
TGIF! Fuck Microsoft forever. Spent all day fixing an Exchange server that got fucked by an update that just randomly installed itself this morning.…
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The Gang Tries to Find FXX On Teevee Box Open Thread
That’s right, fellow chucklefucks – Season 17 premiere is TONITE, 9p EST on FXX. I think it’s 108 or 109 on my cable? Yes,…
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In Memorium : Another gentle soul heads to Frith’s embrace
I was not up to doing last night’s post due to the fact that we lost my buddy Noir, my pet rabbit who thought…
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BREAKING ANALYSIS OF MLB ALL-STAR GAME SNUBS!: Monday Open Thread
Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…