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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-23
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Happy Lake of Fire Day After!
Did Hippo doggone-near forget to write this? YOU BET! We introduce the last group of the Women’s European Euros today. When they got drawn…
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Sexy Friday – 20250704
TGIF! Happy Independence Day! Try not to JPP yourself this evening. We need those fingers around so you can continue to type dick jokes…
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Talk To Me, Canada Goose: Tuesday Open Thread
Happy Canada Day to all those who celebrate. May your syrup ever flow, your toque be well-fitting, and your CanCon more SCTV and Kids…
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Monday Night Open Thread – What do you keep in your shed?
So, I am kicking back while visiting San Diego, doom scrolling my phone while waiting on my food, when I see a link to…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-22
I am at the tail end of a crazy month of golfing. I have played A LOT. Today, I played in a tournament close…
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Sexy Friday – 20250627
TGIF! How is there no sports on TV tonight? Well, baseball, but come on. Guess I’ll just catch up on season 4 of Clarkson’s…
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Is “In This Heat?” replacing “In This Economy?” Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Probably not but I’m going to give it a try. Last week, Mrs. Scotchnaut asked me to bring back some salad stuff and that…
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Wumbo Wednesday: About Last Night
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Cuomo. The real swaggy (presumptive heavy favorite for) mayor is a-comin’.
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Roundball Rack: Tuesday Open Thread
Let’s start with a bit of a departure from my normal practice of ignoring Lesser Sports (other than baseball) in this column unless something…
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