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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap
Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to…
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I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread
Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…
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Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito
Sexy Sunday is here! No wait, just swapping places with the greatest Yeah Right. He sexyed up Friday, so I’m here to mayo gravy…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18
I am currently reading Christopher Moore’s new book, Anima Rising. It is the only book of his that I have not finished. I have…
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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style
The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …
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Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread
I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition
Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?
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Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…
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Monday Evening Thread – Memorial Day 2025 (US)
To whom it may concern, I hope this evening’s missive finds you inebriated, stoned, food coma’ed, or basking in the love and warmth of…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-17
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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