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  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap

    June 4, 2025

    Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to…

  • I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread

    I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread

    June 3, 2025

    Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…

  • Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito

    Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito

    June 1, 2025

    Sexy Sunday is here! No wait, just swapping places with the greatest Yeah Right. He sexyed up Friday, so I’m here to mayo gravy…

  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18

    May 31, 2025

    I am currently reading Christopher Moore’s new book, Anima Rising. It is the only book of his that I have not finished. I have…

  • Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style

    Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style

    May 31, 2025

    The sportsball desert of June/July beckons.  But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …

  • Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread

    Trying To Catch Up-A Thursday Night Open Thread

    May 29, 2025

    I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…

  • Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition

    Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s Raining and Everything Sucks Edition

    May 28, 2025

    Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?

  • Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread

    Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 27, 2025

    Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…

  • Monday Evening Thread – Memorial Day 2025 (US)

    Monday Evening Thread – Memorial Day 2025 (US)

    May 26, 2025

    To whom it may concern, I hope this evening’s missive finds you inebriated, stoned, food coma’ed, or basking in the love and warmth of…

  • Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-17

    Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-17

    May 24, 2025

    I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…

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