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Wrapping Up English Footy 2024-25
All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…
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Sexy Friday – 20250523
TGIF! Three day weekend ahoy! Break out those grills and get those meats cooked then make sure to observe Memorial Day. Word Count Filler…
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CLASSIC Masterpiece Theatre (Rikki’s 50 Shades of Gravy)
In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…
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Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn’t want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes…
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Monday Evening Thread – The Leafs adva…. hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Schadenfreude enjoyment day
The silver linings for me this weekend are that I lost more weight, not in a good way and I watched the Leafs lose. …
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-16
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread
Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once…
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Sexy Friday – 20250516
TGIF! I need a second nap already thanks to that “lunch” at the winery. Also, happy Leafs Elimination Day to all that celebrate! Word…
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What’s Up? Not Much. Your Thursday Night Open Thread
T’is planting season up here and my wifey is going full bore. And as happens every year at this time, I re-learn all the…
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