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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Lot of Driving
I am currently teaching students and being very swamped. I have been on the road a LOT. Driving from Brooklyn to Hartford and back,…
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Mrs. Anderson’s Potluck is Decadent and Depraved: Tuesday Open Thread
If anyone asks, I was here with you all the whole time. Rikki told a story about how he met his wife when he…
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Monday Night Open Thread – As the World Burns
Tonight, for my money, the Stanley Cup game is what has the best bet of being entertaining. Series tied 1-1. And it should be…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18 & Mundialito Preview!
I’m going to temporarily pause the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a preview of this summer’s most exciting (and only)…
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Catler Day Open Thread
Oh dear Sweet Baby Jeebus, so many things in the (sweltering, unpleasantly musty) June air that I doooooonnnnn’t caaaaaarrrrre about: Infantino’s public display of…
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Sexy Friday – 20250606
TGIF! The ice ball tournament is dropping its puck now. Get your helicopter and motorcycle warmed just in case. Sadly, there are no cupcake…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: Season F recap
Once again we look into the depths of the madness that is… the dice baseball league I joined last fall, which somehow manages to…
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I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread
Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…
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Sunday Gravy with Mayo: Breakfast Burrito
Sexy Sunday is here! No wait, just swapping places with the greatest Yeah Right. He sexyed up Friday, so I’m here to mayo gravy…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-18
I am currently reading Christopher Moore’s new book, Anima Rising. It is the only book of his that I have not finished. I have…