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Closing Out teh Futbol Season – In Shempy Style

The sportsball desert of June/July beckons. But first, we get one last event of consequence – a tasty Shempions final between Inter and PSG. …

I was on vacation two weeks ago and last week had to take Thursday and Friday off for some medical appointments 5 hours away.…

Namely, fuck Reggie for eternity, and fuck Halle for eternity. And fuck Trae Young, because why not?

Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…

To whom it may concern, I hope this evening’s missive finds you inebriated, stoned, food coma’ed, or basking in the love and warmth of…

I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…

All good things must come to end. So too, mediocrities like the 2024-25 season. But first and foremost, congrats to 2pack and Marika, as…

TGIF! Three day weekend ahoy! Break out those grills and get those meats cooked then make sure to observe Memorial Day. Word Count Filler…

In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…