Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition

The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc -So, Senorita Weaselo and I were getting on the train back to her place after I had successfully gotten her to play for the school's strings concert. It

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One He Retroactively Named

Well, hopefully everyone's rested up for playoff overtime hockey. Either that or resetting the "It has been X days since Rashee Rice has gotten into a new legal issue" board. Especially as we're in the post-draft, post-free agency doldrums. It's all conjecture and posturing, the least newsworthy news, unless you're

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The “F Maxey” Edition

Still bummed? Yes. Game and series in the bag, and then a 4-point play here, a logo 3 there, and a little heavy on the Brunson heroball. All you had to do was not leave your feet and foul up 6 (Mitchell Robinson). Or hit both free throws up 2

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Draftmas…

Not writing that one, just saying that the Draft is tomorrow and will inevitably get more eyeballs than the *checks ESPN app* five playoff sports events also happening that evening. Combined. Sure, the Jets have the 10th pick in the draft, but it's also the Jets so at the end

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: More Notes from the Bandstand

7 gigs in 8 nights has come and gone, and there was much rejoicing for my bank account, especially after the check to the Treasury Department (aka, taxes) cleared. Which was good in that it essentially cleared dead money in that case. Less good in the amount of money, which

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Stand the Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpIGKlOm44   It seems like the annual late-September rainy season now includes late March, where I joked with my student yesterday that just because it's pouring out, like it's done the last few Saturdays I've taught him, does not mean we have a lesson. Though he has the flu, so it doesn’t

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 30 Questions for 30 Teams (or, sorry everyone, it’s an MLB preview!)

Yeah, since the season starts tomorrow (non-Korean games edition), it's something to farm #content with. Teams will be in standings order from last season, division by division. So, without further ado, and dodging your rotten tomatoes and full alcohol containers, let's do this so we can get to complaining in

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Already Posted the Stravinsky…

Otherwise more riots, woo! (I’ll save it for April because the premiere was in April.) Instead we have news, which isn’t riots. -Jets fans actually bought Mike Williams a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese, and had it delivered to 1 Jets Drive. And it worked, considering he signed a one-year deal. (I’ll be

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: 3… 2… 1…

Happy New (League) Year! The league year officially changed over at 3:00 DFO time (4:00 Eastern), meaning 2023 contracts are officially off the books and 2024 contracts have come into effect, including free agency. So all the free agent stuff that you heard the last couple of days are finally

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Mobile Edition

Which is to say, I left the lappy home to go to work today, because I also need to practice and then go to my gig. Five gigs and a rehearsal in six days, woo! The important news is of course all the franchising and not-franchising. Like if you’re a RB,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile at the Office…

Tonight's post is live from the office, because I have to be there for rehearsal during post time, and am spending my time otherwise doing jazz band arrangements for… definitely not enough per page. Like most teaching things, I should be making like double for this. Life of a musician… Okay,