Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your BattleBots Beat Bracket Watch

Senor Weaselo - March 29, 2023March 29, 2023

The season starts back up tomorrow because of the midseason Madness break. Because they don't want BattleBots competing with the chaos that has ensued. (FAU? Hooty hoot, motherfuckas!) Anyway, I've been keeping track, fightwise and done my own crib notes. I'd call it Bubble Watch, but ESPN took that. I know

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Lack of Recaps

Senor Weaselo - March 22, 2023March 22, 2023

Okay, I'm gonna do my best to not wax poetic about last night's WBC final and the top of the 9th. But even though you can't predict baseball, Suzyn, sometimes, you can predict baseball, Suzyn. Because we all wanted to see it, and we all could predict it. That, Jeter's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH

Senor Weaselo - March 15, 2023March 15, 2023

Man, am I gonna look dumb if he makes a decision between now (it is 11:12 Eastern) and when this goes up. But anyway, the NFL world continues to wait on Aaron Rodgers, who's come out of his darkness retreat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ojczn6rfvY RIP Charlie Murphy and Rick James. and didn't specifically say anything about

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Quarantine Buddies!

Senor Weaselo - March 8, 2023March 8, 2023

No fun facts about music and stuff this week. The big thing at Apartment Weaselo is that Senorita Weaselo's staying the next few days, for the most part. Her family's getting hit with covid. She's fine because she's in the basement, but it means she can't come up for food.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Video Game Soundtrack Dives (& Knuckles)

Senor Weaselo - March 1, 2023March 1, 2023

A little bit of video game music trivia from two of my favorite game series for tonight's listening pleasure. First, we go to the early '90s for one of the big mascots, and maybe the crowning jewel of the series, or half of the crowning jewel, whether you consider the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Guide to Tombeau

Senor Weaselo - February 22, 2023February 22, 2023

Today is Ash Wednesday, which means absolutely nothing in the DFO lexicon in our infinite unwashed massitude. BLEERGH knows no Ash Wednesday and Boltman's Ash Wednesday is just called Wednesday. Actually, there's no distinction in the day of the week and the ashes of burnt femurs, all days are equal

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovery

Senor Weaselo - February 15, 2023February 15, 2023

Something nice and easy today, as I had a lovely Valentine's Day having food poisoning. I called out from work at the college (already insane enough, I don't even remember the last time I called out sick—the last time I was sick in November I just slept in the tutor

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Game Show Rundown!

Senor Weaselo - February 1, 2023February 1, 2023

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All those GIFs of car crushing and metal shredding from last night's open thread, and all the talking about MILF Manor (I wrote MILF Island but that's the 30 Rock one) reminded me of British game show "Beat the Crusher." I have no idea what it involved, so I checked

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just, Ugh

Senor Weaselo - January 25, 2023January 25, 2023

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I was going to do a whole thing that was basically the beginning portion of The Beatles's "A Day in the Life" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM and then decided "meh, not in the mood to talk about all the domestic violence that's going on." Seriously, what in the actual fuck people? Yes, I'm looking at

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Notes from the Bandstand

Senor Weaselo - January 18, 2023January 18, 2023

I'll have a good one hopefully next week, but I need to get back to Hermana Weaselo. Or I'll have to think it up myself. With that, on with the show. So, as I've mentioned, I'm a regular on the religious Jewish wedding circuit. And that means I've seen a lot

Your 2021* BattleBots Beaties! (Sponsored by Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo)

Senor Weaselo - January 11, 2023January 11, 2023

Hey, as long as they come out before I start writing about new season, I'll take it. So, you know, just in the nick of time. Hey, there weren't Giant Washer awards this year because my non-Mexican union equivalent Dracophile (of BattleBots Update) was apparently *checks notes* donating his time

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Recovering from Gigsmas

Senor Weaselo - January 4, 2023January 4, 2023

…Kinda, he said while on a gig at press time. Here was my schedule from Christmas Day to New Year's Day. 12/25: Christmas Mass in the morning (in New Jersey), rehearsal for a show in the afternoon (in Brooklyn)12/26: Said show12/27: Gig12/28: Taught two students. This was my obvious light day.12/29: