Balls Magazine Volume 18

ballsofsteelandfury - July 11, 2023July 9, 2023

As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled on the following four clubs: 5 Wood 7 Iron Pitching Wedge Putter I ended up shooting an even 100! This was a satisfyingly good result! As you know, my goal has been

Sexy Friday – 20230707

Mr. Ayo - July 7, 2023July 7, 2023

TGIF! Hope everyone's enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I'm currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action, then put on the replay of that moUrnings TdF stage. Even better, Paramount+ has the world feed replay. Also have some F1 coverage for any gaps. Survival

Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More Fireworks Dammit Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - July 1, 2023July 1, 2023

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I love the 4th of July. I specially have loved spending the 4th outside the USA. I remember vividly spending one 4th in Rome while traveling and hearing about a fireworks display being put on by an ex-pat club in the city. We went (I was in a group with Americans

Sexy Friday – 20230630

Mr. Ayo - June 30, 2023June 30, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone is setup for a long four day weekend to celebrate USA! USA! USA! USA! Don't JPP yourselves out there though. Also, in a surprise twist, the Supreme Court did not overturn our right to a Sexy Friday. Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition While we all are

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Subtitle Goes Here

Senor Weaselo - June 28, 2023June 28, 2023

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(Wow, nicely done, me.) Well, I didn't finish any gigs after midnight this past week, so I'll take it. That took me almost a week to fully recover, even while I had other gigs that week. Or actually that's part of why. So, let's scramble here! -There's one race left in this

Balls Magazine Volume 17

ballsofsteelandfury - June 28, 2023June 28, 2023

As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That's not to say that I haven't been playing golf. I have. I've just been really damn busy with a lot of work and real life stuff. To wit, here is the latest: I played

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - June 26, 2023June 25, 2023

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This week's suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested "best supporting athlete/actor ever" as a topic. He actually suggested it a while ago and I like it enough to bookmark it for a night when it was really

Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More June Gloom Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - June 24, 2023June 24, 2023

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I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!! There are a LOT of things to discuss: The weather has turned for the better. We are now in PEAK LA mode. It's sunny and beautiful without it being

Sexy Friday – 20230623

Mr. Ayo - June 23, 2023June 23, 2023

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TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite berg to get prepared. Survival - Personal Edition I didn't think this needed mentioning, but don't climb into any submersible that isn't certified. Can't really get enough copy

Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - June 19, 2023June 18, 2023

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Happy day after Father's Day, folks. To celebrate, let's make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back. Or, in the interests of preserving our family ties and/or ability to pay our bills, (in whichever order or the exclusions of whichever item you prefer), we

Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois

ballsofsteelandfury - June 17, 2023June 17, 2023

It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight's Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I swear one of these weeks I'll remember and prepare. Things to discuss: I played golf in the rain AGAIN on Thursday. I didn't do as well as the last time.

Sexy Friday – 20230616

Mr. Ayo - June 16, 2023June 16, 2023

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TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky? Ready to get out there and hit that dating scene again? While it will end in tears, here are a few tips to at least make sure it