Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment

ballsofsteelandfury - November 14, 2018November 10, 2018

As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of the NFL season starting, I took over tWBS's Sexy Friday post and set up a poll which would determine which Brazilian ass was the best Brazilian

Cleveland Browns At Bye (-7)

ballsofsteelandfury - November 13, 2018November 11, 2018

I trust Hippo is not the only one that will get that joke. So, true story, the call was made in the DFO back room for someone to write the Browns midseason/bye update. Curious and thinking that whoever wrote the preview should write the update, I asked who wrote it. Turns out

Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Edición de Libertadores

ballsofsteelandfury - November 10, 2018November 9, 2018

What? Or should I say, "¿Qué?" Today, in addition to the usual European league action, we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores Final. To the unfamiliar, this is the South American version of the Champions League. While the Champions League crowns its champion in one game held at a neutral

Your Matchday 4, Day 2 Champions League Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 7, 2018November 7, 2018

With all the posting activity yesterday, we didn't have an open thread for the Tuesday games. HOWEVAH, we are fixing that today!! First off, let's take a look at what happened yesterday: I can tell you that the Inter-Barça game was pretty fun to watch in the office on my phone and, if

Your Cowboys-TITanS MNF Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 5, 2018November 5, 2018

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Welcome to Monday Night! In which we have the last game of the week and it happens to be a good one if you like the colour "light blue". This also works if you like teams that are stuck in the middle of the mediocrity zone that is a .500 record. Both teams

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - November 3, 2018November 2, 2018

This time, I'll REALLY put the sexy in the Soccer Saturday Open Thread! You see, kids, the person that was originally going to write this post had an unexpected guest and couldn't do the post. I'm thinking it was a sexy guest. Now, it seems more like Spring Break than the first week

Your No Mess-i Champions League Wednesday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 24, 2018October 24, 2018

Work with me. It's a difficult time for us culés. And no, that's not a word associated with yummy juicy asses although I could see where you might think that. A culé is a Barça fan in Catalan much like a Masshole is a Pats fan and a Fat Guy Crying

Your Young Boys in Europe Tuesday Champions League Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 23, 2018October 22, 2018

As this post publishes, it is halftime in Wankdorf as DFO's adopted team, Young Boys, are taking on the Batmen of Valencia. If you don't think that's the coolest team shield EVAR, I don't know what to say. All of today's games are available on the Univision Deportes app in the US,

Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 20, 2018October 14, 2018

Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full Saturday of delightful Footy action! Here is the schedule: This is one of those days that it makes sense to wake up early and have beer for breakfast. True

Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares

WCS - October 19, 2018October 19, 2018

After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They've been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and tied against the freaking Browns. THE BEN has either been the probable Hall-Of-Famer he most likely is on good days, and looking more like Nate Peterman on

Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - October 15, 2018October 15, 2018

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/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole? Balls: Uh, Friday? MHFH a beer: Seriously? Balls: Wednesday? MHFH a blunt: FFS, it's Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!? Balls: You guys know I don't like the NFL, right? MHFH

AFL Beat 2018 Grand Final Recap

ballsofsteelandfury - October 1, 2018September 30, 2018

On Friday night's Open Thread, we had a good time commenting on the Grand Final as it happened. Luckily for us, we got ourselves a beauty of a game. The recap, the final Footy Tipping Contest standings, and much more on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! I watched many of