The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week's Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am here to... WHO THREW THAT SPITBALL?? As I was saying, we will have a... DID YOU FART, MR. OfSpam? Ok, now as I was OH GOOD GOD MAN WHAT DID
Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don't, I'm sure we will be happy to volunteer... Remember, prevention and early detection is key! Speaking of, how is football in LA going, you may ask? Let’s follow up: WEEK FIVE My
Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The Sun Sets in the West
Your “Those Aren’t The Bears You’re Looking For” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty slow day today, most likely still a Week 1 hangover combined with horror at tomorrow's Jets-Bills color-rush game. So the Thread is up early to help give everyone someplace to chat/rant/prognosticate. NFL Notes: Justice for Cam! For their questionable hits in last Thursday's game, Darian Stewart was fined $18000
Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word "adult" in the most sarcastic way possible) to put this together. To be fair, there are REASONS! Mainly one of us not named Balls or Sill put one past the goalie, got his wife
Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night's fiasco. All they've got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night. in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the
Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt strain the ability of Hawks management to offer him a new contract. current Jags linebacker Dan Skuta was arrested & charged with first-degree misdemeanour battery in Orlando. He was
2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year's second golf major, our national championship, the US Open. It's second of the four annual biggest events on the golf calendar, and has an earned reputation as being the "toughest test in golf." That is most
