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Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.

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litre_cola - August 4, 2018August 3, 2018
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Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.   It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga

How long is this thing? Wednesday World Cup Open thread.

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litre_cola - June 27, 2018June 27, 2018
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Another four games on the slate today with things to play for! By Saturday we will be down to 16 and the fun will begin. The daily blogs have been great, huzzah to all of you who participate. Fuck Pepe forever. Group F 9 am DFO time games Sweden v Mexico at

2018 World Cup Thursday Open Thread

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litre_cola - June 21, 2018June 21, 2018
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I for one have loved this ridiculous tournament so far. I always go through a bit of withdrawal after the second round of games as we only get 2 start times next week with four games. Seriously, quit trying to have sportsmanship FIFA you are as crooked as a dog's

World Cup 2018 Previews – Senegal

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litre_cola - June 13, 2018June 12, 2018
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Hi there, this is the last hurrah before the tourney actually begins! Today we profile Senegal. I've always been interested in traveling to Senegal as it is one of the most stable countries in West Africa but we are grading on a curve here. There is still tension in the

Coupe du monde de football. Vive La France.

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litre_cola - May 23, 2018May 22, 2018
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Bonjour mes amis! Bienvenue au prevue de l'equipe Francais! I have a soft spot for France. I love the country, I actually like French people and have been to a few matches there and they definitely have passion for the game. Let's have a look at the squad that they are

Morocco. Hell of a country, not sure about their futbollers.

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litre_cola - May 16, 2018May 16, 2018
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Morocco! Cover photo is of the night market in Marrakech. If you love food and experiences then definitely this should be on your travel bucket list. They Moroccans are in a group with Spain, Portugal and Iran. Even though they qualified through a very tough group in Africa I cannot name

Offseason Qb Interviews – New York Edition

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litre_cola - April 18, 2018April 17, 2018
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Just Landed at JFK, it's time to head to the local hostel.  The Puerto Rican DFO overlords are ruthless if you have no content from the content mines. Hopefully this gives me a chance to catch some local bands while I am here. I wonder what is up with the NYFG

Wednesday’s Champions League 2 leg QF

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litre_cola - April 11, 2018April 11, 2018
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Well here we are with two games. Yep second fixtures in the tie. Both are not worth skipping out from work to watch for me. Bayern Munich v Sevilla at Allianz Arena (2-1) Litre_Cola :There is no way that Sevilla wins this 2-0 so I will weave a tale. I visited the

Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.

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litre_cola - April 11, 2018April 10, 2018
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Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell am I doing here? Why would Internet dad send me to this forsaken place? Is it a neutral site game foretold by one Allegash enthusiast P. King? Well

Champions League Quarterfinal Round Table.

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litre_cola - April 3, 2018April 3, 2018
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Hi there friends of the futbol we're down to 8 clubs left in the Champions League and after that last round the cream has risen to the top for this year. A lot of the players are going to have real long seasons this year and have been getting some

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