Another Jets Preview in the Underworld, 2019 Edition

Senor Weaselo - August 13, 2019August 13, 2019

Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven't been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let's start this and I imagine someone will call and yell at me. So! Another year, another Jets preview. Oh, another coach, this time replacing Todd "Not Sally" Bowles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIt69v0yzY (I've wanted to use that for a

Your “All Is Well” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 15, 2019May 15, 2019

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NFL Notes: In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named head coach Adam Gase interim GM. And now, a look in at Jets HQ: No word on why now, or just why, but people have

And Now, A Jets Fan’s Take on the New Unis

Senor Weaselo - April 5, 2019

So, unless you were under a rock yesterday, you might have heard that the New York Jets got new uniforms. They even had stuff going in Times Square during the press conference. The unis look… a-like this. Reactions have been… let's say mixed, to be generous. But hey, we've had a

Your “Is ‘Friends’ On? Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Of course not. Anyone with parents over the age of 60 knows Thursday are the domain of "The Big Bang Theory", and "Little Sheldon". NFL News: The Jets have done the Jetsiest thing they could do and hired a coach who could only beat them when in his previous gig. Jets fans:

Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 16, 2018November 15, 2018

This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that

Your “Que Desafortunado Para Ti” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - November 14, 2018November 14, 2018

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NFL News: For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday. They are setting aside seats for the first responders fighting the fires and police who answered the Thousand Oaks shooting call. It'll be the first Monday Night game at the Coliseum since 1985.

New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld

Senor Weaselo - August 31, 2018August 30, 2018

It's that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think "Hey, maybe the Jets'll suck less than expected!" And sure, maybe they will! There are quarterbacks who aren't Josh McCown, so that's something. Not that McCown's had a

Blabbing About Sports in the Underworld: Jets at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2017November 20, 2017

It's about 11 PM Sunday night, and a young-ish man in a suit is driving home. It was a fairly loud gig, so the car is silent, apart from his occasional thoughts to himself about life, the universe, and everything. Senor Weaselo: Hmm, so tomorrow I've got that show in the

Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 29, 2017August 28, 2017

Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8 …Sure. Let's go with that. In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 11, 2015

I've felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless, I've got the weekend to get myself turned around and sufficiently intoxicated on both sports and alcohol, so hope is not lost for me. Hopefully your fantasy