The story you are about to witness is true. The names have not actually been changed because they are not actually names of the persons involved and no names are actually named. Our story begins with the Gawker kerfluffle. There was plenty of stupid to go around in that clusterfuck, and UPROXX posted
Month: August 2015
AN EARNEST RESPONSE: PENIS PENIS PENIS
Point of Parliamentary Procedure
Now that our little rebellious community of forsaken kommenters has grown exponentially, (pours one out for Black Friday)(ruins sneakers), we should probably set some ground rules. And since unlike 2% of you I'm an attorney, I figured I'd get us started. Back when things started to jump around here we had
A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Titles For MFA Student Poems
Until They Are Blackened And Seared Before The Last Root Gives Way Our Collective Dark Secret The Freedom Of Murderers Sometimes A Girl Our Abject Depravity Crawling Out Of A Bottle A Short Pier In Jacksonville Through The Rubble, Through The Ash Naked And Bruised Of The Men Who Execute A Long, Long Way Down Necklace Of Ears The Third Term A Texas Conversation Opinions
THE FACT THAT NO ONE EVEN TRIED TO DO FWPK THIS WEEK GOES TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH WE OWE THAT MAGNIFICENT SIMIAN BASTARD
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Preview Parade: New England Patriots
picture credit: John Defreest So I am not a Patriots fan. At the time we divvied these previews up, DFO did not have a Resident Pats Fan- even our abject depravity has its limits. http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/209832_f260.jpg Not many limits, but they do exist As a Bills fan, I am therefore faced with several options as
While You Were Drinking
THE FACT THAT NO ONE EVEN TRIED TO DO FWPK THIS WEEK GOES TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH WE OWE THAT MAGNIFICENT SIMIAN BASTARD
America’s Wang’s Team (well, one of them) Dolphins 2015
Welcome to the life of a Dolphin fan. Not a dolfan. Keep your face paint to yourself, I just want to drink beer and scream at the TV. In real life I teach history, so my fallback is the old-man-on-a-bus-bench-with-an-onion-tied-to-his-belt-because-it-was-the-style-at-the-time narrative form. To those of you seeking insightful, quantitative analysis
Sunday gravy with yeah right: Texas chili. Yee-haw I am f**king hungry!
WHEN I KNEW I WAS FINISHED
The story you are about to witness is true. The names have not actually been changed because they are not actually names of the persons involved and no names are actually named. Our story begins with the Gawker kerfluffle. There was plenty of stupid to go around in that clusterfuck, and UPROXX posted
Elisha And THE BEN
Scene: The Rooney-Mara Doin’ It The Right Way Secret Mountain Hideaway Fortress (Actual location–Lake George) Elisha: Did you see me in those new DirecTV commercials? I think they’re pretty neat! THE BEN: THE BEN THINK SO ALSO TOO. Elisha: It’s the Citizen watch of satellite television providers! THE BEN: THE BEN HAVE DISH NETWORK. Elisha: