Month: August 2015
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Sunday Sunny Sunday
Football is so close I can almost taste Andy Reid’s discarded bib from his blitzkrieg-like invasion of a now bankrupt Golden Corral location in…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 19
It is getting to be that time of year as teams are fiercely clinging to finals hopes and one miss-step could cause your team’s…
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Arian Foster Proclaims Himself An Unbeliever, Is Immediately Punished By the Almighty
In an incident completely devoid of any irony whatsoever, it is now being reported that the Almighty God exacted His revenge upon Arian Foster…
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e-Door Flies Open
eSports are a thing, and today is their Super Bowl. For those not in the know, eSports (electronic sports) is the term used to…
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Slutty Saturday – Underwear Review Part Deux
As some of you may remember, I recently discovered, thanks to Old School Zero’s post, the existence of men’s underwear with special pouches for…
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Welcome Back, Beloved and Hated EPL
Good Saturday morning, DFOers of all time zones. For the handful of you who wake up early, the Premier League season kicks off, with…
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Too many popes
How about everybody pipe down about the way others are posting and/or commenting and just participate as they see fit?
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The Buffalo Bills, or Dear God Why
So, we dropped the ball on the Buffalo Bills, but they still deserve (I suppose) to have their fat roasted a bit. They have…
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NFL and Microsoft Get Hot and Heavy
Three years back Microsoft and the NFL inked a 400 Million dollar, 5-year deal for the NFL’s interactive TV rights. While this agreement helped get…
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