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Month: August 2015
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Hang It Up, SON!
Coffin Lid Flies Open Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Snippets Overheard Outside A Particularly Heated Marriage Counseling Session
“…will wake up one morning, realize he’s a piece of shit…” “…more or less straight man…” “…smells like a Moroccan spice market…” “…lightly sniffling…
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Book Cluster
Scene [clutches “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub] Oh hi.…
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An Englishman Writes…
As an English NFL fan I don’t really get a chance to interact with other fans in my daily life. Sites like this are…
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A Coward Dies But Once
And Frank Gifford was no coward. Frank Gifford’s latest death was this past Sunday, when natural causes caught up with him at home in…
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Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview
2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the…
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DFO Radio: 8-10-15
What a weekend! Thanks to Awful Announcing, it looks like we’ve got a ton of new faces around here, so I’ll say it once…
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sunday gravy with yeah right: it’s a KSK pantry raid! sarah’s grilled za’atar chicken
Greeting folks! And a special greeting to all of our recently arrived brethren. I’m your host yeah right and this is Sunday Gravy. In…
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Short-Bus Field Trips: Langer’s Reminder
This is just a friendly reminder for those who have been around or a new invitation for our re-acquainted friends. Those who call SoCal…