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Month: August 2015
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Puzzle: Boom Goes the Dynamite
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY Jason Pierre-Paul lies asleep in a hospital bed. A nurse gently shakes him awake. NURSE: [softly] Mr. Pierre-Paul…Mr. Pierre-Paul……
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Hard Knocks: JJ Watt’s Humblebrags Open Thread
Hard Knocks with the Houston Texans, wait, who? I say JJ Watt does something to piss most of you off within five minutes. Also,…
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TWITTER JUST GOT THE SEXIEST IT WILL EVER BE
In all of the craziness of the new from today NFL related, this is clearly the biggest. That’s right, folks. The Dragon has…
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Minnesota Vikings preview: winter is almost over
Narrator: Chief Long Suffering For thousands of years my people have dwelled on this land. It is a powerful land. It is full of…
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Predicting the next Jets disaster
So in the most Jetsiest offseason imaginable, in which the starting DE decided that getting high and driving 100000mph was a safe way to…
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Friendly Fire!
The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be…
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A Tale of Two Settlements
There are currently two big class action lawsuit settlements that are being kindly swept under the rug. The first involves former NFL players suing…
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Sixth Round Draft Pick Ends Jets Quarterback Controversy
In a move likely to save improve Fitz? Really? WHAT THE FUCK? make absolutely no difference whatsoever to the Jets season, Linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali ended the Jets’…
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