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Month: August 2015
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Request Line: Deep Cuts with Ray Lewis
Ladies and GENTLEMEN, I am former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis and it’s my great honor as your GUEST DEEJAY to welcome you to the Door Flies…
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Crossfit or Crucifix? (Revised)
Edit: My apologies for screwing up Word Press. This wasn’t supposed to go live for some time, but since I managed to post it,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Special Finals Preview
I am posting this deep into the night on Thursday so that you, devoted AFL viewers and readers, can read it prior to the…
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Kommenter Beer Barrel: Coffeebeernerdness
I don’t really drink coffee. I’ll have a cup if someone offers, but having been diagnosed with ADHD at a young age, I am…
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Candy is Dandy but Zimmer is Grimmer in Prognosticating Press Conference
Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer today did not conduct a surprisingly candid press conference in which he spoke directly about his team’s prospects…
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The Sketch of Tomlin Braday
What you are about to read is the story of one handsome, innocent young man’s moral corruption, and eventual downfall. We begin our tale…
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Game of Drones
With NFL teams already exploring the use of drones in training camps, it’s only a matter of time until the technology is accepted as…
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Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan
New York Jets Locker Room – 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to…
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Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde
[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit] (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …