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Month: August 2015
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (626) AFL Beat (273) A Selection Of (358) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5100) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (900) futbol (504) Gambling (344) Game Preview (538) horror (175) Insane Shit (1186) Lesser Sports (1072) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (466) Life as We Know It (1059) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (581) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2926) Open Threads (4257) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (696) Reflections (774) scotch (938) Sexy Friday (511) STORNG TAEK!!1! (319) Sunday Gravy (243) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (554) Wumbo Wednesday (176)
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Too many popes
How about everybody pipe down about the way others are posting and/or commenting and just participate as they see fit?
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[DFO] Status Update
Hi everybody. WHAT A WEEK! WHAT A GLORIOUS WEEK! In just one week since the events of 7/31/15, the views of our site have…
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The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015
First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster’s shredded groin and Michael Floyd’s broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust)…
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49ers Player Non-Retirement News
Aldon Smith pulled off a criminal hat trick last night: DUI, hit and run, vandalism. What an asshole. h/t WWL: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13393290/aldon-smith-san-francisco-49ers-arrested-hit-run-dui?ex_cid=espntw
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DFO Mock Draft: Best Soundtracks from Worst Movies
I had no idea that drafts were going to be a thing over here, but this started out as a discussion on the email…
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Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards
If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, “An heroing”. Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of…
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The Republican Debates Open Thread
Oh boy, folks. It’s time to watch 10 crazy people yell at each other tonight. Here is your list of lunatics, in descending order…