Man – it seems nobody wants to hit the Patriots in 2017.
NFL News:
- Colin Kaepernick has decided to change his stance about the national anthem for 2017.
- figuring that if he wants to get paid, he’d better stand up for himself
- Strange things are afoot in DC, or operating normally with the [Redacteds], depending on who you talk to.
- the Washington Post reports GM, Scot McCloughan, is not at the Combine, dealing with a “family matter”
- Deadspin has woven a grand tale involving:
- alcoholism
- a lost power struggle
- the “Zorn-ing” of the GM by Dan Snyder
- Kirk Cousins’ franchise tag
- Rich Eisen – who is on radio at 3:00PM in Vancouver – was also talking about it on his broadcast, mentioning how strange it was that the GM didn’t go but the President of Football Operations did.
- leading one to believe there is either everyone or no one in charge of the team.
- It comes down to capricious whim, and who buys Dan Snyder the biggest ice cream cone.
- It also means they will likely finish 7-9 and plenty of firings for everyone.
- Speaking of things Washington broke, things are looking up in the Factory:
- “We’re going to keep working with him until we don’t”, said Hue Jackson on his current #1 QB Robert Griffin III.
Malt of the Month:
I didn’t like this month’s selection – the Oban 1999 DISTILLERS EDITION – so I’m going with the “Spirit of the Month” instead.
CITY OF LONDON CHRISTOPHER WREN GIN
Sounds promising; cool bottle. Go on:
Christopher Wren is the second gin from the City of London distillery.
Intriguing. Tell me more…
Christopher Wren Gin has been designed by expert Master Distiller Tom Nichol. This premium gin combines the subtle flavours of juniper, coriander, angelica root, liquorice and sweet orange to give a complex gin that balances quality and flavour.
Winner of a Double-Gold Award at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition 2016
Okay, now bring it home:
Serving Suggestion: great in cocktails, with tonic or on-the-rocks with lots of ice
So, in a glass, however I want? SOLD!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Rangers at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN
- Nashville at Montreal – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- PK Subban’s return to Montreal
- NBA:
- Warriors at Bulls – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Thunder at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA: my selections
- Houston at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Stanford at Colorado – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN3
If I can, I’m going to try and see “Logan” tonight.
CAN’T WAIT!
Mangold just pawn in game of life.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/1dbcbc176f088e425459a223b40cc703/tumblr_ol5xv86Fe91qk6saio1_1280.jpg
Hey tWBS: I:ll have you know that I’ve been working on breast reduction since 2000.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
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I will have you know that I’m at my leanest since….
I guess about 2014.
Let’s try a 10K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDKFZpGeVVo
2,014 lbs is still quite large for a 4’8″ person.
I’ve grown 2″ since high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4P4ln781D0
So… average penis length.
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In Jamaica on a warm day.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/c1e808d8ccf47957f4fd9aa0d457bd5d/tumblr_oil2vbpuEA1rm9sqwo8_400.gif
“Where’s Andrea?”
“Where’s Gary?”
“You really want to slow this process down?”
My favorite drunk movie…EVER!
You do all industrial VFDs, right? For processes?
Shit, I think I accidentally got drunk
I call them “Tuesdays”…
Genie, you’re free.
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He’s going to turn Revis Island into the Island of Lost Souls.
“He needed more bike.” -LaDanian Tomlinson
Evening. How’s shakes?
Could’ve gotten one this afternoon but I was doing taxes.
Parkinson’s joke?
No, it was nice out if I wanted a milkshake. And now it’s cold and supposed to snow tomorrow.
Fell off the wagon…HARD…
Shaking
Intriguing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFhWuJc-qTI
Its been two weeks trying to recover from strep throat.
I quit smoking, just the gum, trying to get my lungs and throat to work again without pain.
I would brutally murder/fuck every single one of you and your family for a cig right now.
I donate blood and plasma as soon as I can physically do it…every single month. I travel constantly and every single airplane mile and hotel point is donated to charity…because it helps people that have sick kids.
But right now…I would murder your children in front of you for one single drag off a cig because I am a degenerate smoker.
Quitting heroin was easier for me as a teenager than quitting cigs as a mid 30 year old.
Fuck I am weak.
I can’t believe this isn’t a bigger thing:
The Russians are how he got his new knees! It all makes sense!
I live on Christopher Wren Drive!
I don’t know what you’re watching but it’s right in front of you! Right now!
I drive on live* Christopher Wren.
*well, not anymore.
No bullshit, I spent like 10 hours straight wiring up a drive to do a really crazy thing for next week. I got it to work and went out celebrate…and it was my bartender that shared with me just now that its Thursday and not Friday.
Morning will be rough. I completely lost track of what day of the week it was.
I think I work too much,
Hawkeyes rallied from behind late and won at Wisconsin. I dunno if that puts them on the NCAA Tourney bubble (I know the Badgers are really struggling lately), but back-to-back wins against ranked teams on the road is still cool.
I’m still pretty happy about Northwestern, one of my HS friends went there so if they finally go dancing, good for him.
It’s legitimately awesome that Northwestern is in a strong position to finally make the Tourney. That Hail Mary win yesterday was incredible.
Damn it I just watched an interview with Carter Page… Guys I think I might actually be related to that clown
The Warriors finally have a losing streak.
Who should I roast with this?
Wow. https://imgur.com/gallery/NAt8D
She’s… impressive.
I just received two pair of Adidas track pants. They’re comfortable and they make me feel so Slavic.
Ah, the Slavs. Man can they drink.
/realistically this is often said of any ethnic group.
German Mennonites?
Rumspringa?
Found some more concept art for Madden 18, as outlined below
http://i.imgur.com/8pghwgA.png
And we’re at the scene where they put the dog to sleep…
By which you mean they put him in his crate and say goodnight and come back in the morning and he’s totally fine and really happy to see them, right?
Well, sort of. After he’s in the crate, they take him to a farm upstate, with lots of room to run and animals to play with…
That’s what he told the dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdFwM9tnuNE
Owen Wilson has the kind of face that makes me root for his dog to die.
Damn. That comment just gave the poor bastard a concussion.
It’s not really his face, it’s the way, in this movie anyway, he keeps flattening out his a’s in this godddamn nasal whiny voice.
In reality no one’s dog should die. Ever.
Just caught the end of ‘Marley & Me’ on one of the HBO channels. Should I make the puppy watch it?
Jesus. I could not watch that movie if someone paid me.
Want it the movie that led Owen Wilson to suicide?
Jughead’s father is played by Skeet Ulrich.
Good times.
Times have been hard since that sweet “Scream/Jericho” money stopped rolling in.
He looks it. Apparently next week he’ll be falling off the (maple) wagon, and I’m not sure he’ll be acting.
“Get back, Moose, he’s on a MAPLE BENDER!!”
Apparently Moose is gay in this Riverdale universe.
Is Weatherbee a fat Lex Luthor?
Middle-aged black male.
I liked Jericho, at least as it progressed in the second half of the season.
I liked the first season of Jericho…. the second one, where the studio was PISSED people actually demanded they make it and they dropped the budget to “Junior High Theatre Program” levels sucked.
There’s a Jericho Season 3 comic book written by some of the writers, but it follows the abbreviated season 2 they had to do and so I never got around to reading it and seeing if they salvaged the story. I doubt it though since even that is only a 6-issue series.
Dude, a CW gig is about as good as they get – they reuse their actors from show to show more than [some good metaphor].
HBO reuses actors like mad.
I’m just surprised Skeet isn’t playing a high schooler on a CW show.
Archie just kissed Black-Girl-Not-Named-Josie.
The Riverdale Chamber of Commerce is NOT gonna be happy about this.
I’ve seen the ads for this show…. is the actual show as over-saturated as the ads? Like, all the “red” hair looks horrible and shit?
Oh god yes. I’ve made many an ill-received comment about this.
Oh thank God, we finally made it to the fireworks fact….uh, the maple farm.
I’m not even kidding. The big crime scene is a “maple farm.” THERE’S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS A MAPLE FARM!!
What the fuck is a “maple farm,” even in the context of the show?
I’m picturing something like a salt mine, only made of hardened maple syrup for some reason.
It’s an abandoned farm where they hide cars filled with the murder victim’s clothes.
Duh
Maybe they mean Maplethorpe?
Sure there is. It’s called “the woods”.
OHMYGODYOUGUYSJUGHEADJUSTKISSEDBETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
/this has been your teenage daughter update.
//Betty gonna get murdered because Jughead is played by Cole Sprouse and he’s all my daughter’s, whether he knows it or not.
///She is definitely going to get arrested at some point.
Your daughter or Betty?
Both, but I don’t have to bail Betty out.
I’m gonna run out to Del Taco so I can buy some garbage food and feel horrible about myself while I eat it.
I do that at 7-11 some nights
True statement I made today while reading my personal email:
“No, job search board, I sincerely doubt the US State Department wants to hire me.”
Too qualified?
need 2 MOAR 4 poker
Riverdale’s economy is based on maple syrup. This is hilarious.
Archie’s Canadian?
At a minimum Riverdale is in Vermont. Which is also pretty funny because there are more blacks and Hispanics on this show than there are in Vermont.
Sure you can watch the show, but if you wan’t all the details and nuance you gotta read the books!
I watched the first episode and maybe half of the second episode of that series. It’s…not captivating.
It is funny though. Whether they mean it to be or not.
Oh of course Polly’s pregnant! Of COURSE she is!
I am bonding with my daughter by watching ‘Riverdal’ and making obnoxious comments.
I am not a fit parent
something something just now figuring this out something something
What is that, some tv version of Archie comics?
Yes
Oh, no. I thought I was coming up with the dumbest explanation possible. It looks like my frontal lobotomy finally kicked in and I can fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a tv programming executive.
It’s much darker. Archie was banging Ms. Grundy, (who was younger an WAY hotter), Betty is schizo, Veronica’s father is in jail for some white-collar crime and now her mother’s hooking up with Archie’s father, who is separated from his mother.
Also someone was murdered in the opening episode.
Betty/Veronica heavy lesbo overtones??
Just like that episode of Veronica Mars where she goes undercover as Betty Somelastname at the rival high school!
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My daughter thinks they’re going to hook up.
I’d be rooting for it but they’re all supposed to be 15 and it’s kinda creepy.
I aspire to that
Maybe someone’s posted this already, but it’s relevant to all of our interests:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbAtTuxYDeg
Nailed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
What was the budget on that? I’ll set the O/U at $64.52
Yet they still nailed Goodell better than most.
Espn says McGloughan’s absent ’cause he’s planning a memorial for his grandma. Who died a month ago. The wake was on Feb. 13. She was 100.
I’ll say this: that’s Latin-class bereavement.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18808982/washington-[*Redacted] s-president-bruce-allen-says-general-manager-scot-mccloughan-return-table-uncertain
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f363d172c5aba2f78a553e9866473df2/tumblr_om7df1PjWm1tdhimpo1_500.gif
That is some weird porn.
Belichick is Satan
Ah fuck it. I know when I’m beat. Tired of rooting for them to fail. Just gonna wait till they retire. They know what they did, and that’s all I have left.
Half a glass of gin, half a lemon, top with tonic and add ice. Perfect.
The spill on the counter is great for sucking.
YOUR MOM I CALL HER THE SPILL ON THE COUNTER
You sound like the type that asks “Keep yer dentures honn..”
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She seems very insistent with that right leg hook.
I might watch MMIS if they’re allowed to kick. Okay, I still won’t, but I might.
Do you hate yourself? This may help.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3aiM8K6D0
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IlHnpfGZEFw
Serving suggestion: Yes.
I’m not one to force influence, but folks, Peter Steele is genius. Go and seek.
Is he like a cross between Peter North and Lexington Steele?
Um, yeah actually. Except with brains.
Are we talking about the Type O Negative frontman? Because if so, hell yeah!
If not, just ignore me & move on.
Yes I Am!
Awesome. I’m a big Type O fan (yuuuge surprise, right?). Steele was a very talented, very bright guy.
Met him, love him. People should know and do the same.
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@bfc That baseball article enraged me. It is indeed is the stupidest shit I have read in awhile.
It was like they asked a bunch of random people to write down a word about baseball, and then they passed the sheet around until they had enough articles.
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The whole article should have just been someone quoting Carlin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huML-WTUgSU