Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well I did.

I don’t want this post to be War and Peace long, so I’ll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a running total.

Keep in mind that my goal this year was to get into double figures for correct picks.

Without further ado, let’s get started!

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Grand Reel

Predicción: The Grand Reel is the equivalent of Best Film in the Oscars and I’m surprised they lead off the nominations with this category. However, NASCAR used to start the season with the Daytona 500, so maybe there’s something to be said for starting off with a bang? It is porn… The winner will be one of the Pulse coproductions. You don’t get nominated that many times and not win. Let’s call it “Sally Mae: The Revenge of the Twin Dragons”.

WINNER: Machine Gunner, Digital Playground/Pulse

Reaction: I did say it would be one of the Pulse coproductions. I was just wrong on which one. 0 for 1.

Best Actor – Featurette

Commentary/Predicción: Some of these guys have been doing this for ages. They’re like the old school running backs that refuse to get off the field. They’re smart. Let’s call it Tommy Pistol.

WINNER: Tommy Pistol

Reaction: And we’re off to a flying start! 1 for 2! I might as well stop now.

Best Actress – Featurette

Commentary/Predicción: I like Dee Williams. She’ll do pretty much anything. Maitland Ward has gotten a lot of attention because she came from mainstream media. Reagan Foxx is a crafty veteran. It’s a tough choice. Let’s call it Scarlett Alexis.

WINNER: Maitland Ward

Reaction: Okay, I should get partial credit here shouldn’t I? I’ll give myself an official zero but an unofficial .25 of a point for mentioning her in my prediction. Official: 1 of 3. Unofficial: 1.25 of 3.

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: I really like Double Double Date and Trouble but I have a feeling the awards this year will reward ethnic performers. Let’s call it Luna Star: Seduce and Destroy Part 2 and no, you don’t need to watch Part 1 to enjoy Part 2.

WINNER: Lesbian Threesomes Scene 3

Reaction: Nada. Official: 1 of 4. Unofficial: 1.25 of 4.

Best All-Girl Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: I really want to give it to Drip 3, but I have a sneaky suspicion that Yoga Teacher will win. Really, there are no losers in this category.

WINNER: Drip 3

Reaction: Dude!! I should have stuck to my instincts! Give me half an unofficial point, okay? Official: 1 of 5. Unofficial: 1.75 of 5.

Best All-Girl Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: It’s almost a cliché, but it’s a classic for a reason: Cheer Squad Sleepovers!

WINNER: Touch

Reaction: I guess they don’t care about the classics anymore. Official: 1 of 6. Unofficial: 1.75 of 6.

Best Anal Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: SO MUCH to choose from! It’s like a kid in a candy store. If I must choose, and I must, let’s go with Oil for Days 4. Honorable mention to Don’t Tell My Parents I Assfucked The Babysitter 2.

WINNER: Anal Icons 2

Reaction: There are no losers in this category. Official: 1 of 7. Unofficial: 1.75 of 7.

Best Anal Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: Tushy Raw. It’s not even a question although AnalMom has done a lot of good work this year!

WINNER: Tushy Raw

Reaction: Like the kids say nowadays, IYKYK. Back on the board! Official: 2 of 8. Unofficial: 2.75 of 8.

Best Anal Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: I HAVE to give it to Brickzilla: King of Cock. You’ve got to support our fellow DFOers!

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot – Part 1

Reaction: We was robbed, Brick!! Official: 2 of 9. Unofficial: 2.75 of 9.

Best Anthology Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Do y’all know what an anthology series is? I hope so because it doesn’t get more anthology than Black Nurse Fantasies. However, my choice is Nerdy Girls 3.

WINNER: Video Secrets

Reaction: No love for the Nerdy Girls. Sad. Official: 2 of 10. Unofficial: 2.75 of 10.

Best Anthology Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: Shoplyfter. All day. All night.

WINNER: Club VXN

Reaction: Official: 2 of 11. Unofficial: 2.75 of 11.

Best Art Direction

Commentary/Predicción: If Sally Mae got Best Film, it’s because it’s an actual film which means it’s arty which means it wins this category.

WINNER: Space Junk

Reaction: Shame on me for not getting the brilliant porn pun of Space Junk until now. Official: 2 of 12. Unofficial: 2.75 of 12.

Best BDSM Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: This is a toughie. We all know which one Adrian Peterson selects. Let’s go with Dungeon Stories.

WINNER: Switch: Leaving Your Mark

Reaction: Adrian Peterson was right!! Unofficial half point. Official: 2 of 13. Unofficial: 3.25 of 13.

Best Blowbang Scene

Commentary/Predicción: I really think Nicole Doshi will win several awards this year. I think she’s the breakout star of 2024. I’m not sure she wins this category though. I’m going to go with Alexis Tae Sloppy BJ and Facial Foursome.

WINNER: “Mouths of Babes Part 1” | Up to and Including Her Limits 3

Reaction: Not even any Nicole Doshi love. Official: 2 of 14. Unofficial: 3.25 of 14.

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: They love scenes where the chemistry is such that it seems like it’s real and not produced. Let’s go with Carried Away By Bomb Ass Sex.

WINNER: She Ruined Me

Reaction: AVN is ruining this predictions/results post. Official: 2 of 15. Unofficial: 3.25 of 15.

Best Cinematography

Commentary/Predicción: Wicked is usually pretty good with these artsy categories. Let’s go with Reckless.

WINNER: Ashford Manor, Lust Cinema; Viki Collins

Reaction: Wasn’t even Wicked either. Official: 2 of 16. Unofficial: 3.25 of 16.

Best Curve Appeal Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: You can’t go wrong with Big Titty Room. You really can’t.

WINNER: Breast Worship 8

Reaction: Well, it did involve big titties… Official: 2 of 17. Unofficial: 3.25 of 17.

Best Directing Portfolio – International

Commentary/Predicción: FYI, the AVN has all these “International” categories to differentiate European productions from American ones. This is for the same reason the Little League World Series has an American bracket and an International bracket. It’s pure protectionism. Let’s call it Julia Grandi.

WINNER: Julia Grandi

Reaction: YES! Another winner! Official: 3 of 18. Unofficial: 4.25 of 18.

Best Directing Portfolio – Mixed

Commentary/Predicción: Jim Powers is a legend but they’re giving it to Siouxsie Q & Michael Vegas.

WINNER: Ricky Greenwood

Reaction: Nope. Official: 3 of 19. Unofficial: 4.25 of 19.

Best Directing Portfolio – Narrative

Commentary/Predicción: They LOVE Kayden Kross.

WINNER: Kayden Kross

Reaction: They do love them some Kayden Kross! Official: 4 of 20. Unofficial: 5.25 of 20.

Best Directing Portfolio – Non-Narrative

Commentary/Predicción: This is Jules Jordan’s award to lose every single year. Mick Blue or Ricky Johnson may surprise, but I doubt it.

WINNER: Jules Jordan

Reaction: They do love themselves some Jules Jordan too! Official: 5 of 20. Unofficial: 6.25 of 20.

Best Directing Portfolio – Specialty

Commentary/Predicción: Let’s call it Aiden Starr.

WINNER: Aiden Starr

Reaction: Holy shit! Three in a row!! Official: 6 of 21. Unofficial: 7.25 of 21.

Best Double-Penetration Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: As much as I would like to give it to Tommy King: Oil-Soaked Double Anal, I think this goes to Double Teaming Red Hot Angela White.

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot Part 3

Reaction: Vanna Bardot is winning a lot of awards this year… Official: 6 of 22. Unofficial: 7.25 of 22.

Best Editing

Commentary/Predicción: Remember: artsy. It’s either Reckless or Sally Mae. Let’s go Sally Mae. It will be Steve McQueef’s award someday.

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot Part 3

Reaction: Okay, I’m going to be checking out some Vanna Bardot videos… Official: 6 of 23. Unofficial: 7.25 of 23.

Best Featurette

Commentary/Predicción: If there is one thing I’ve learned is that any chance to glom on to a successful mainstream movie will be taken advantage of. Your winner is Barbie in the Porn World.

WINNER: The Mystery of Jane Doe

Reaction: It’s a mystery why Barbie didn’t win. Sorry. Official: 6 of 24. Unofficial: 7.25 of 24.

Best Female Mixed-Age Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: It has to be Wanna Fuck My Student? Gotta Fuck Me First!

WINNER: Moms Bang Teens 47

Reaction: They do. At least 47 times. Official: 6 of 25. Unofficial: 7.25 of 25.

Best Foursome/Orgy Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Remember kids, an orgy has to have at least four people. The winner is Nicole’s House Party.

WINNER: “All for Us” | Blacked Raw V70

Reaction: No House Party. Official: 6 of 26. Unofficial: 7.25 of 26.

Best Gangbang Scene

Commentary/Predicción: I really want to support Ninfómana but Angela White has got this.

WINNER: Angela White: Unbound Part 4

Reaction: Winner winner chicken dinner! Official: 7 of 27. Unofficial: 8.25 of 27.

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Holly Randall has a pretty good podcast. I highly recommend it. I think Meet The Girl Boss gets the award though.

WINNER: Punch

Reaction: Should have gone with Ray Rice on this one. Official: 7 of 28. Unofficial: 8.25 of 28.

Best Gonzo/Cinemacore Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Who wants a Perfectly Trimmed Bush? No one has wanted that since the 90s. Let’s call it Sultry Asian Beauties.

WINNER: Performers of the Year 2023

Reaction: No love for the Sultry Asians. Official: 7 of 29. Unofficial: 8.25 of 29.

Best Gonzo/Cinemacore Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: Bellesa House Party. Trust me

WINNER: Blacked Raw

Reaction: I guess don’t trust me? Official: 7 of 30. Unofficial: 8.25 of 30.

Best Hair & Makeup

Commentary/Predicción: The Wedding. There is no other choice.

WINNER: Sally Mae: The Revenge of the Twin Dragons

Reaction: Picked the wrong artsy fartsy porn. Official: 7 of 31. Unofficial: 8.25 of 31.

Best Ingénue Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: I don’t understand why no one has come up with Nubile Nubians as a series. That’s a free one for you, porn industry! Let’s go with Young Latin Newcomers.

WINNER: Slut Puppies 16

Reaction: I stand by Nubile Nubians. Official: 7 of 32. Unofficial: 8.25 of 32.

Best Ingénue Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: I think that My Sister’s Hot Friend takes it.

WINNER: Young Fantasies

Reaction: Wasn’t close on that one. Official: 7 of 33. Unofficial: 8.25 of 33.

Best International All-Girl Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Best Birthday Ever.

WINNER: Dollhouse 2

Reaction: But it WOULD be the Best Birthday Ever! Official: 7 of 34. Unofficial: 8.25 of 34.

Best International Anal Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Holy shit Little Caprice is still working? She can’t be that Little anymore. I’m going with Eating Ass & Making Waves.

WINNER: In Vogue Part 2

Reaction: Hey Hippo! Anal is in vogue now! Official: 7 of 35. Unofficial: 8.25 of 35.

Best International Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: What did I say before? Barbie in the Porn World.

WINNER: Secret Side

Reaction: I don’t think they liked Barbie as much as I thought they would. Official: 7 of 36. Unofficial: 8.25 of 36.

Best International Group Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Rocco needs to win something. Let’s call it Lia’s Big Step Family.

WINNER: Newly Engaged Swingers

Reaction: Poor Rocco didn’t win. Official: 7 of 37. Unofficial: 8.25 of 37.

Best International Production

Commentary/Predicción: It’s their version of Best Foreign Film. It will be The Wedding.

WINNER: Missing

Reaction: The Wedding is getting shut out. Official: 7 of 38. Unofficial: 8.25 of 38.

Best Leading Actor

Commentary/Predicción: Will the success of Sally Mae give Isaiah Maxwell the nod? I say Xander Corvus gets it.

WINNER: Tommy Pistol, Feed Me

Reaction: Second win for Tommy. Good for him! Official: 7 of 39. Unofficial: 8.25 of 39.

Best Leading Actress

Commentary/Predicción: Stormy Daniels got nominated? Trump will try to take credit for that, I’m sure. Let’s go with Kira Noir.

WINNER: Kira Noir, Machine Gunner

Reaction: Yeah baby! Back on the scoreboard! Official: 8 of 40. Unofficial: 9.25 of 40.

Best Male Newcomer

Commentary/Predicción: GI Joey.

WINNER: Hollywood Cash

Reaction: No one supports the military anymore. SMH. Official: 8 of 41. Unofficial: 9.25 of 41.

Best MILF Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: I cannot choose anyone but Big Boob Anal MILFS, Bang!

WINNER: MILF Performers of the Year 2023

Reaction: A compilation wins it? Where’s the craft?? Official: 8 of 42. Unofficial: 9.25 of 42.

Best MILF/Female Mixed-Age Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: So many good choices here. My top three are Anal Loving MILFs, Moms Teach Sex, and My Friend’s Hot Mom. Let’s call it Moms Teach Sex.

WINNER: Mother-Daughter Exchange Club

Reaction: Holy shit, I was WAY OFF on that one! Official: 8 of 43. Unofficial: 9.25 of 43.

Best Multi-Partner Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Jules Jordan’s Three Ways.

WINNER: Three V3

Reaction: Interesting choice. Official: 8 of 44. Unofficial: 9.25 of 44.

Best Music

Commentary/Predicción: Please. The Wedding.

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot

Reaction: This is quickly becoming a Must See film… Official: 8 of 45. Unofficial: 9.25 of 45.

Best New International Starlet

Commentary/Predicción: Sofi Vega is good, but it will be Sirena Milano

WINNER: Rika Fane

Reaction: Gotta admit I have no idea who Rika is. May need to fix that. Official: 8 of 46. Unofficial: 9.25 of 46.

Best New Production Brand

Commentary/Predicción: Sidechick

WINNER: MILFY

Reaction: It warms my heart that MILFY won. Official: 8 of 47. Unofficial: 9.25 of 47.

Best New Starlet

Commentary/Predicción: Scarlett Alexis

WINNER: Chanel Camryn

Reaction: Official: 8 of 48. Unofficial: 9.25 of 48.

Best Niche Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Rex picks Jada’s Foot Fantasies. I concur.

WINNER: When the Husband Likes to Watch

Reaction: Rex has a sad. Official: 8 of 49. Unofficial: 9.25 of 49.

Best Niche Series or Channel

Commentary/Predicción: Sorry, Rex, I’m going with PervNana on this one.

WINNER: How Women Orgasm

Reaction: No love for the Nanas! Official: 8 of 50. Unofficial: 9.25 of 50.

Best Non-Sex Performance

Commentary/Predicción: This is going to an old performer from back in the day. It’s just a question of if it will be Evan Stone, Ginger Lynn, or Julia Ann. I’m going with Ginger Lynn.

WINNER: Julia Ann, Privilege

Reaction: My logic was correct! I’m giving myself an unofficial .333 of a point here for mentioning Julia. Official: 8 of 51. Unofficial: 9.583 of 51.

Best Oral Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Cum Bang 17.

WINNER: Wet Food 10

Reaction: Nope. Official: 8 of 52. Unofficial: 9.583 of 52.

Best Oral Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Summer Slurps It Up!

WINNER: Machine Gunner – Episode 3

Reaction: Bananarama was right. Official: 8 of 53. Unofficial: 9.583 of 53.

Best POV Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Nicole Doshi Enjoys Hard Pounding and Warm Load. Who doesn’t?

WINNER: Big Tit Teen Angel Youngs Creampie

Reaction: Apparently, the AVN doesn’t. Official: 8 of 54. Unofficial: 9.583 of 54.

Best Screenplay – Featurette

Commentary/Predicción: No Going Back. Just because of Penicio Del Toro.

WINNER: “Polar Opposites” | Out of Our System

Reaction: Poor Penicio! Official: 8 of 55. Unofficial: 9.583 of 55.

Best Screenplay – Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: The Wedding

WINNER: Primary 3

Reaction: That reminds me of that Cure song. It’s really good. Official: 8 of 56. Unofficial: 9.583 of 56.

Best Solo/Tease Performance

Commentary/Predicción: Solo performances always have to be Soaking Wet.

WINNER: “Drawn to You” | Vanity

Reaction: It’s drier than the Atacama in here. Official: 8 of 57. Unofficial: 9.583 of 57.

Best Star Showcase

Commentary/Predicción: I would love for Nicole Doshi to win, but it’s going to be Angela White.

WINNER: Vicki Chase Ninfómana

Reaction: Surprise! It was Ninfómana! Nice! Official: 8 of 58. Unofficial: 9.583 of 58.

Best Supporting Actor

Commentary/Predicción: Lexington Steele will get it for old time’s sake.

WINNER: Danny D, Space Junk

Reaction: Still loving the pun. Official: 8 of 59. Unofficial: 9.583 of 59.

Best Supporting Actress

Commentary/Predicción: Cali Caliente.

WINNER: Victoria Voxxx, Primary 3

Reaction: No Latina Love. Official: 8 of 60. Unofficial: 9.583 of 60.

Best Taboo Relations Movie or Limited Series

Commentary/Predicción: Is the Stepmother thing played out? I wonder. Let’s call it Mixed Family 6

WINNER: My Sexy Little Sister 15

Reaction: Didn’t think about the Stepsister thing! Official: 8 of 61. Unofficial: 9.583 of 61.

Best Tag-Team Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: The Battle of the Spermaholics! Will it be Kylie Rocket or Coco Lovelock? Let’s go with Kylie.

WINNER: Machine Gunner – Episode 2

Reaction: Spermaholics lose. Official: 8 of 62. Unofficial: 9.583 of 62.

Best Three-Way Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: Appetite for Orgasm. Guns n Roses should have gone with that instead.

WINNER: “All In” | Three V3

Reaction: Three V3 has gotten a lot of awards too… Official: 8 of 63. Unofficial: 9.583 of 63.

Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene – Group

Commentary/Predicción: VRB WORLD CUP 2022!

WINNER: Mile High Club

Reaction: Hippo must be proud. Official: 8 of 64. Unofficial: 9.583 of 64.

Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene – One-on-One

Commentary/Predicción: Wednesday Addams: A XXX Parody.

WINNER: Dante’s Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

Reaction: How the fuck did I miss that?? I love Dante’s Inferno! Official: 8 of 65. Unofficial: 9.583 of 65.

Clever Title of the Year

“Boob Ross” | Pornstar Platinum
“Can’t Buy Me Butt Love” | WankzVR
“In for a Penny, In for a Pounding” | MILF VR
“It’s Not Cheating If It’s Anal” | Brazzers
“Make America Gape Again” | Pornstar Platinum
“Pride & Orifice” | TransAngels
“The Stepsisterhood of Unraveling Pants” | Adult Time Pilots
“Take Me to Your Breeder” | Brazzers
Total Eclipse of the Hole, Proxy Paige/Evil Angel
Twinkle, Twinkle Anal Stars, Evil Angel

Commentary/Predicción: Oooh, this is tough. I’ve got to go with The Stepsisterhood of Unraveling Pants.

WINNER: Total Eclipse of the Hole

Reaction: I’m including the nominees because this is too much fun. Official: 8 of 66. Unofficial: 9.583 of 66.

Female Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: Nicole Doshi in a surprise for everyone except for you, dear reader.

WINNER: Vanna Bardot

Reaction: Should have known. Went with my penis instead of my brain. Official: 8 of 67. Unofficial: 9.583 of 67.

Girl/Girl Specialty Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: Haley Reed

WINNER: Amirah Adara

Reaction: Official: 8 of 68. Unofficial: 9.583 of 68.

International Female Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: Christy White

WINNER: Cherry Kiss

Reaction: I got the first two letters right. Official: 8 of 69. Unofficial: 9.583 of 69. (Everyone stands up like the 7th inning stretch in baseball)

International Male Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: I am supporting either Jordi El Niño Polla or Potro de Bilbao. ¡Viva España! But Danny D will win.

WINNER: Vince Karter

Reaction: Speaking of baseball… Official: 8 of 70. Unofficial: 9.583 of 70.

Mainstream Venture of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: Yeah Right picks Cooking With Violet. I agree.

WINNER: Everything in Its Right Place

Reaction: At least Sunday Gravy is starting soon. Official: 8 of 71. Unofficial: 9.583 of 71.

Male Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: Again, supporting my Latinos: Maximo Garcia

WINNER: Isiah Maxwell

Reaction: I had “Max”… Official: 8 of 72. Unofficial: 9.583 of 72.

Mark Stone Award for Outstanding Comedy

Commentary/Predicción: What Are You Doing Bro

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot

Reaction: Okay, I’m DEFINITELY checking out this movie. Official: 8 of 73. Unofficial: 9.583 of 73.

MILF Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: This is another really tough category to pick from. I’m going to go with Penny Barber.

WINNER: Penny Barber

Reaction: YES! Back in the winning column! Thank you, Penny! Official: 9 of 74. Unofficial: 10.583 of 74.

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Commentary/Predicción: This is my favourite category of the entire AVN Awards. I’m going to give it to The Donut or Tattoo Time at the Honey Simpson Den of Sadomasochism. But we are all winners for having read through the list of Nominees.

WINNER: “Raining Blood” (or “Night of the Jizzed-In Dead”)

Reaction: Blood and sexy time don’t mix in my book but you do you. Official: 9 of 75. Unofficial: 10.583 of 75.

Niche Specialty Performer of the Year

Commentary/Predicción: I think Daisy Ducati won before. Repeat? Sure, why not.

WINNER: Dante Colle

Reaction: Missed it by that much. Official: 9 of 76. Unofficial: 10.583 of 76.

Outstanding Directing – Individual Work

Commentary/Predicción: It will be The Wedding.

WINNER: Influence: Vanna Bardot

Reaction: It was Vanna Bardot’s night. Official: 9 of 77. Unofficial: 10.583 of 77.

PLEASURE PRODUCTS

Best Enhancement Manufacturer

Commentary/Predicción: I am awaiting my endorsement deal, but I’ll go with Bone Master.

WINNER: Sensuva

Reaction: If I endorse, you will win. Official: 9 of 78. Unofficial: 10.583 of 78.

Best Fetish Manufacturer

Commentary/Predicción: For Fetish, it’s The Dungeon Store.

WINNER: XR Brands 

Reaction: Or not. Official: 9 of 79. Unofficial: 10.583 of 79.

Best Lingerie or Apparel Line

Commentary/Predicción: I think Radiance by CalExotics takes it

WINNER: Barely Bare 

Reaction: Official: 9 of 80. Unofficial: 10.583 of 80.

Best Lubricant Brand

Commentary/Predicción: Did Wet go out of business? I like Swiss Navy.

WINNER: Swiss Navy 

Reaction: YES!!! I MADE MY GOAL!! Official: 10 of 81. Unofficial: 11.583 of 81.

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Large

Commentary/Predicción: CalExotics

WINNER: XR Brands 

Reaction: Hmm, I should check out XR Brands… Official: 10 of 82. Unofficial: 11.583 of 82.

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Medium

Commentary/Predicción: Rock Candy

WINNER: Motorbunny 

Reaction: I like bunnies. Official: 10 of 83. Unofficial: 11.583 of 83.

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Small

Commentary/Predicción: The Dungeon Store

WINNER: OEJ Novelty 

Reaction: Official: 10 of 84. Unofficial: 11.583 of 84.

RETAIL

Best Boutique

Commentary/Predicción: Shout out to Spanky’s in Santa Ana and Luna De Miel in HP! That’s gotta be on Pacific Blvd, I would think… I gotta visit for research purposes. Tell them I saw them nominated. BeerGuyRob swears by Little Sisters in Vancouver, so we’ll go with that.

WINNER: Museum of Sex, NYC 

Reaction: Big city bias right there. Official: 10 of 85. Unofficial: 11.583 of 85.

Best Retail Chain – Large

Commentary/Predicción: I think it’s obvious:

WINNER: Lion’s Den

Reaction: I forgot that Lion’s Den is pretty big in the middle of the country. Official: 10 of 86. Unofficial: 11.583 of 86.

Best Retail Chain – Medium

Commentary/Predicción: Good Vibrations

WINNER: Romeo & Juliet’s  

Reaction: Remember: they died in the play. Official: 10 of 87. Unofficial: 11.583 of 87.

Best Retail Chain – Small

Commentary/Predicción: The Pleasure Chest used to be the standard, but they’ve fallen off. Let’s go with The Red Door.

WINNER: Cupid’s Closet

Reaction: Official: 10 of 88. Unofficial: 11.583 of 88.

Best Web Retail Store

Commentary/Predicción: Again, TheDungeonStore.com

WINNER: PinkCherry.com

Reaction: Official: 10 of 89. Unofficial: 11.583 of 89.

I’m very happy that I achieved my goal for this year! Before I leave you, let me list for you some of the winners of the Fan-voted Awards:

Favorite Female Porn Star

Violet Myers

Favorite Cam Girl

OnlineGirl_ (Alex Knight)

Most Spectacular Boobs

Angela White

Hottest All-Girl Creator Collab

Angela White & Violet Myers

Favorite Porn Star Creator

Angela White

Most Amazing Ass

Abella Danger

Hottest Anal Creator Collab

Angela White & Alex Mack

Sexiest MILF

Kendra Lust

See you next year!