EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Show [sic] is filmed in front of a live student [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Further Seems Forever blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from a
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I'm feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses against the Colts and Titans in order to make myself feel better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epo5HLjGdE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agg73-6QOYo So I think it really says something that I don't feel any particular animosity towards
Bears at the Bye
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting. One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at his desk with a bottle of Apple brand glass cleaner and an Apple brand lint-free cloth polishing his Apple Watch while the other (RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY) lays recumbent on the
That’s My Raiders! Contraindications
Browns Win! Browns Win! Browns Win!
Donnie Doesn’t Know
(sung to the tune of "Scotty Doesn't Know") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA --- Donnie doesn't know that his Paulie flipped And signed off on a plea deal He turns on the TV To the Fox News show But it's just car crashes So Donnie doesn't know Oh Donnie doesn't know-ooo-oh So don't tell Donnie Donnie doesn't know Donnie doesn't know (So don't tell Donnie!) Rudy says there's
That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a live stereo [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Dashboard Confessional blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from
DFO Radio: Songs of Hope
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly reacts to the news that the Raiders are trading Khalil Mack
https://youtu.be/H9W5GjEYKj8?t=12s
Request Line: Songs of Hope
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY DJ 3000: ...and ownership wouldn't even tell you who it's going to be? PRODUCER: That's right. They said it was going to be a special treat, though. DJ 3000: Maybe it's Tombstone! PRODUCER: Don't get me wrong, Tombstone's great, but I don't think he's got enough star power to
That’s My Raiders! The New Class (Your 2018 Oakland Raiders Preview)
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE - DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Ravens [sic] is filmed in front of a live studio auditorium [sic]. --- CUT TO - INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY SUNSHINE COWSER sits on the coach, reading Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" in its original Chinese.
