The Devil walked into the Golden Bull on a rainy Oakland night, While the lost souls sat and nursed their CTE in the sickly neon light. And the Devil, he looked around the room at the broken hopes and dreams, He says, "Is there one among you scum who'll coach my sorry team? Dennis
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years. In 2015, the theme was "Spooky Texans Stories": I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge Don't Turn on
That’s My Raiders! Bye Bye Britain
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY Establishing shot. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England. CUT TO – INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY AMARI COOPER lies unconscious in a hospital bed. KOLTON MILLER sits in a chair in the corner of the room, munching on a big
That’s My Raiders! Tank Time
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Show [sic] is filmed in front of a live student [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Further Seems Forever blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from a
Mahomes Needs a Nickname
I hate the Chiefs. I hate them so much that when I'm feeling blue I literally pull up videos of their humiliating playoff collapses against the Colts and Titans in order to make myself feel better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epo5HLjGdE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agg73-6QOYo So I think it really says something that I don't feel any particular animosity towards
Bears at the Bye
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are taking a meeting. One (DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS) is seated at his desk with a bottle of Apple brand glass cleaner and an Apple brand lint-free cloth polishing his Apple Watch while the other (RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY) lays recumbent on the
That’s My Raiders! Contraindications
Browns Win! Browns Win! Browns Win!
Donnie Doesn’t Know
(sung to the tune of "Scotty Doesn't Know") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_AKr1BEajA --- Donnie doesn't know that his Paulie flipped And signed off on a plea deal He turns on the TV To the Fox News show But it's just car crashes So Donnie doesn't know Oh Donnie doesn't know-ooo-oh So don't tell Donnie Donnie doesn't know Donnie doesn't know (So don't tell Donnie!) Rudy says there's
That’s My Raiders! Pocket Presence
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Everybody Loves My Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a live stereo [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Dashboard Confessional blares throughout the house. KOLTON MILLER sits on the couch, munching from
DFO Radio: Songs of Hope
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly reacts to the news that the Raiders are trading Khalil Mack
https://youtu.be/H9W5GjEYKj8?t=12s