DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

laserguru - October 31, 2016

EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: "Damn, Antonio! You can catch some serious fastballs from that machine. How many passes do you catch each day?" Antonio Brown: "I guess a couple hundred a day. Give or take. Gotta stay sharp

MLB Game Day Experience: A Boots on the Ground Special. NLCS Game 4 Cubs at Dodgers.

laserguru - October 21, 2016

While I am fully aware that we are mid NFL season and directly in the midst of massive football related content, I felt compelled, nay REQUIRED to make a trip to Dodger Stadium to witness in person Game 4 of the NLCS championship series. Some of you may be very

Vikings Bye Week Update: Week 6 and The Living is Easy.

laserguru - October 13, 2016

What we've witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of goddamn fun. The Vikings enter their bye week as the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5-0. First of all, what the fuck is it with these

Open thread? Why the f**k not?

DFOing Good

laserguru - September 17, 2016July 26, 2017

So? Let's get after it!. Oh shit, 200 word limit, so my Dad died. It's cool it was a long time ago and he smoked way too much. Then! Then my mom died! True story. So I guess I'm like an orphan. A fifty four year old orphan. I used to smoke and now

Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.

laserguru - September 9, 2016

*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: "Hey Scott!" SL: "Howdy Jason." JG: "Gonna be a hell of a ride this year, are you ready for it?" SL: "You betcha! Ya know, this year just feels different. We've had to deal

Sunday Gravy with yeah right – Season Finale (?) – If You Want Gravy, You’ve Got It! Biscuits and Gravy

laserguru - September 4, 2016

Before we get started I have a couple of quick announcements: This is the final call to join the NFL.com Survivor League. Here's the link. If for some reason the link doesn't work the group name is DFO Crack Suicide Squad and the PW is football. Creative! There will be an

Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.

laserguru - August 29, 2016

[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open] Zygi Wilf: "Yo Zimmy! How the hell are yez? Gettin' the boys ready for another fuckin' season over heah?" Coach Zimmer: "You know I am Zygi! I've got big plans

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: I may be clinically insane to try this – Everything from Scratch Made Lasagne

laserguru - August 21, 2016August 21, 2016

Before we get started today I have a couple of quick announcements; one, you are in for a very special treat next Sunday (no hints) and numero dos, we only have a couple more issues of Sunday Gravy before we shut down for the NFL season. I know, I know but

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Party Rio style. Gaucho Flank Steak and the Caipirinha!

laserguru - August 14, 2016August 14, 2016

Greetings from Rio! Home of the 2016 Olympic Games! Nah I'm just fucking with you, I'm watching from home like any sane person would. I will admit it's been a very US friendly games this time around and I'm certain that every single one of our chosen Olympians is performing strait up

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: The Cubano!

laserguru - August 7, 2016

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Today we're going to talk about sandwiches. First of all we are not going to open that stupid fucking debate about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. That has been settled. The best take that shut that debate down was when you take a hot dog out of it's bun,

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Grilled Korean Style Ribs and Homemade Egg Rolls.

laserguru - July 30, 2016July 30, 2016

If you've been a long term reader of Sunday Gravy then you know that I'm a fan of Korean style foods. You may also realize that some of today's menu looks kind of familiar. Well there's a good goddamn reason for that. I've made the kalbi style ribs before. Now

Coach Zimmer Gets Ready for Work.

laserguru - July 28, 2016July 28, 2016

main image via Interior: Coach Zimmer's home near the Great Northern Minnesota woods "Good morning, Maria! Well, I guess it's about that time again. Training camp starts tomorrow." Maria: "I sure hope you have a great year coach. Will you be camping out tonight since it's the last night before your season starts?" CZ: