Author: Senor Weaselo

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Classical Corner, Part 1

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Welcome to a brand-new segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday, Classical Corner. As the violinist of the group I'm expected to be the one to class up the joint. Whether that's justified or not and I'd consider myself classy is beside the point, but like Lent, our Puritan brethren (as in,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner, Part Zero

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Good evening. Originally I was thinking of adding a new section to this column, the Classical Corner. Basically, it's an attempt to put some CULTCHA in these posts, as the mention we have on the Kissing Suzy Kolber Wikipedia page does say high-minded vulgarity. So we can class it up

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Made It!

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Didn't think you'd be getting a VGCats reference, didja? Congratulations, everyone. We survived with limbs intact. A little after this time tomorrow there'll be football. Not with reserves, not with maybe-gonnas or never-will-bes, or UFL fodder. Actual football. Good quarterbacks! Good teams! In a stadium where the color green is technically

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Professorial Edition!

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Which is to say, first day of classes, my class is actually running for the first time in two years, so it's a lot of "Wait, what am I doing, I forgot from orientation two years ago, does my card actually work in the adjunct office and can I print

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents The [Door Flies Open] 2024 Fantasy Football Name Guide

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Greetings, and once again, welcome to another fantasy football name guide, a tradition that stands the test of time since the old site, and many other sites that cover football, either of the reality or fantasy kind. Hell, even ESPN's gotten into the mix. Which, incidentally, is probably how we know

“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview

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2023 PREDICTION: 10-7, no playoffs due to shitting the bed in Foxboro. REALITY: 7-10, no playoffs, but hey, they sent Hoodie off with a loss and got to keep their first, because… yeah… The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition

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Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of the month. Today's the 7th, the DFO leagues (both?) draft(s?)—okay, at least the freezer vodka league draft is in three weeks, so I got time. (If

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!

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So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but I remember what we played in gym class and I played a solid goalkeeper. (Denmark leads at the half.) I'd have more stuff, but the fantasy football

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoBQqketHM Because remember, we can't swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its way to being TOTALLY CANCELED, considering the earlier tilt which I'm sure hardcore Argentines would call the biggest robbery since the Falklands. My question is (and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition

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(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there's definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let's Carpenter this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7pLkFkVjg Fun fact! Gambon Corner was originally called Carpenters Corner, after, yes, the Carpenters. Okay, quick ramblings that would make Rascal Renegade proud (who gets a shoutout because he's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tuesday Night Wednesday Special!

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In that I'm at least starting this on Tuesday night, due to a rehearsal Wednesday morning/afternoon and gig Wednesday night. Why did I agree to go to Washington Heights? I don't know, not the biggest fan of myself I guess, because that shit's far from where I am in Queens.