Your “We’re Just Hitting Our Stride” Late Afternoon NFL Joy Joy Thread

As the afternoon slate kicks in, we're just hitting our stride...   So join me as we gracefully move into the next phase of the day. Together, nothing can stop us... Aside from moderately sized obstacles. Drinking helps... Also acceptable...   - Cowboy @ Niners (+6.0, o/u 48.5) The Niners have been close to breaking through (5 straight losses by

TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit.  Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy.  Mostly. But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while... Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot.  He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address.  Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot.  After checking his watch again, he begins to run.  As he picks

Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread

We're almost there, another Sunday in the books.  I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week's finish line is in sight. But first we gotta get past this one tonight. No, those aren't my words.  That's what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes' locker

TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway?  I'm really not, to be honest.  Though I probably should be. Little known fact.... I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th.  And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be? Honestly though,

Told Ya So

And because I knew this was coming, I'm not even pissed. NCAA verdict in North Carolina academic case: No violations, penalties for UNC The critical point, as far as the NCAA is concerned, is that the general student body at North Carolina was benefitting from courses in African and Afro-American Studies that

A Very Special 25 Questions…Plus One

...About this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfa4YjYF5eg OK, unless you've been living under a rock since yesterday, you've probably heard about Chris Foerster and his mega-stupidity.  I've been trying to figure out how to address this in a suitable "DFO-like" manner for the past coupla hours, and it seems like a good job for a Very

Dusty Baker: “It’s Kind of a Downer”

Way to take a stand, Cosby Jr. Nationals suspend assistant hitting coach, reportedly due to 'revenge porn' case "Ask ya homegirl if she wants these [photos] back?" Jones allegedly wrote to a Facebook friend in a message that accompanied the images. "I see your post and she's on some bull (expletive). She's

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land.  We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week.  How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that.  Sit

I’m Shocked….Shocked I Tell You!!!!

Full Disclosure...I'm not really shocked.  Not even in the slightest. U*NC has run this investigation, more or less.  Why should we now be surprised they have control over its timing?  They had that before they even had control over the "investigation". Why NCAA report on UNC academic case will not be released

Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”

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Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread

I'm tired and grumpy.  And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously.  That doesn't seem fair, just sayin'. And I hate teh Clots.  This could get interesting. OK, maybe not "interesting" so much as "awkward". Just kidding.  I do hate the Clots, but I'm too tired to spew venom.  Or anything else, for