TGISF… aka “No Theme? No Problem!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's been a weird week.  In fact, it has kinda sucked...for lotsa reasons. I'm not in a talky talky mood.  Most of you are probably happy about that. Sooooooo....let's call it "Serendipity", shall we? Wow that movie sucked, huh?  Though this scene doesn't suck as much as most of the rest.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKPJbg1YmvU Ahhhh.  Kate Beckinsale. 

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse.  The poker table had been well used on this night.  No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind.  Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

TGISF…aka “You Look Good With That Between Your Legs” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Recovery Mode It has been a busy week.  The July 4th holiday falling on a Tuesday might have given us a nice long drunken weekend last weekend, granted.  But then we had to find a way to fit a full week's worth of adult responsibilities into just three days. While hung over!!!!! That

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017.  It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right:  I gotta

Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread

I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend.  Those of us in the States are, if we're lucky, in the middle of the rare four-day weekend due to the Independence Day holiday falling on a Tuesday.  So without further adieu (and before that pain in my ass, ballsofsteelandfury

TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Can't fool you guys, you're too smart.  Yep, it's Independence Day weekend.  Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we're celebrating the whole damned weekend. So find your beverage of choice, grab your flag (I said FLAG!!!!!!)....and let's do this. Sexy, Patriotic, Red, White and Blue Girls is the

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”

Tonight's Episode: "In Heat " He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others.  It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity as the Cubbies had dropped the Sunday game vs the Cardinals, thus losing the weekend series. "This sure as shit ain't like last year!!!!" one frustrated fan shouted.  The

TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer.  Long days.  Plenty of time for summer activities. So I've decided that peppered in here and there, among other timely themes over the next several weeks/months, will be themes pertaining to summer activities. This week?  Hot Chicks on Bicycles. Why?  BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!! And also.....because I've recently

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”

Tonight's Episode: "The Friendly Skies" The hotel room was a mess.  The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere, and the mini-bar was empty. It had been a good night. As he stepped out of the shower, he gave Candy a firm slap on the ass and told her

Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats.  For some of you, just having sex should be lauded...let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag.  So, here's to you...I guess. For some of you,

TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

So what should our theme be this week?  Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy.  But that would just shit on Independence Day in a few weeks.  You know, kinda the way "Independence Day: Resurgence" shat on last year's Independence Day. Jeebus that movie