2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Results)

blaxabbath - November 11, 2016November 11, 2016

This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don't want. The normalcy that simply is. Regardless of how your feel, taking your plight to the most dickiest-jokiest corner of the internet may very well be the least effective way to exact

2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 8, 2016November 8, 2016

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In 2016, I'm probably watching the least amount of football (both NFL and college) since I started when I discovered online sportsbook in 2006. However, with Quotables, I'm probably seeing more game footage than ever before by going through the recaps. I can't tell you if the "on field product"

DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

Senor Weaselo - November 4, 2016November 4, 2016

You might have heard on the news that there's an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have favorability ratings somewhere in the realm of bedbugs and cockroaches. There have been things called "debates" which looked like something out of Wilmer Valderrama's Yo Momma

2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Results)

blaxabbath - November 4, 2016

Whoops -- forgot to put this baby on the schedule. So....uh.....yeah. Here are your Week 8 Quotables results.

2016 Quotables (Week 8 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 1, 2016October 31, 2016

Halfway point, bitches! Now, go ahead and stop me if you predicted all of the following for the midpoint of the season: The NFC East would have all four teams over .500 The NFC West and AFC North would each have only one team over .500 (I'm sure you correctly predicted

Is Bad NFL better than No NFL?

ballsofsteelandfury - October 29, 2016October 29, 2016

As I write this, we are in the Saturday before Week 8 of the 2016 Regular Season. We started out with the treat that was the high-chroma matchup of Thursday Night Turdball poster children, the Jaguras and Titans. Luckily for Bortles and Jaymes aficionados/fantasy football owners, the Garbage Time King did

2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 28, 2016October 28, 2016

[Thanks to R-T-Deadly for this weeks silhouettes] Week 7 results, folks, and while some of us are just hitting our stride, others are putting up highlight reel performances (looking at you, 4 and 4 Tennessee Titans). Now, it may have been because I got all super high tonight while going through

2016 Quotables (Week 7 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 26, 2016October 25, 2016

Hey yeah so.......sorry about the delay on Quotables this week. I do have a non-[DFO] job that has been eating up my time and, since I'm not an attorney like the rest of you fine people, I feel confident that "you wouldn't understand" would be an adequate excuse. But that's

2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

Respectable commentist performances from another week of low-ratings football. You people are dark though. No wonder sifting through this group's weekly input pushed Ape to insanity. I'll have to look at booking some podiums in Las Vegas if you all can keep this up through the election. "No one wearing that should

2016 Quotables (Week 6 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 18, 2016October 18, 2016

Remember in the Cardinals preview when I told you not to pick David Johnson early in your fantasy draft? Well, I also said that team could be the top overall seed in the NFC so I'll just stick with what I know and that's posting gifs for the rest of you

2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Results)

blaxabbath - October 14, 2016October 14, 2016

Another week, another batch of tweet-sized brilliance. As someone who has gets to go through the pile of Quotables submissions, I can see many of you have hit midseason form. The shock of nearly all of last season's NFC division champs having fallen from grace no longer shows up in

2016 Quotables (Week 5 – Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 11, 2016October 11, 2016

As far as Quotables is concerned, Week 5 proved that the NFL is most definitely still a quarterback-driven league. And, when quarterbacks can't get the ball to their teammates -- or don't have the opportunity to do so (our resident Dolfans know what I'm talking about) -- you get a