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2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)
First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you…
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2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)
So we’re locking arms now? Good — I didn’t want to #dogwhistle the alt-right to come ‘both-sides’ up Quotables every week. I mean, I…
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2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
Lotta “showing unity” gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber…
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2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)
First, your Power Rankings Update: Last week (Week 2): Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF This week (Week…
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![Week One is in books! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/back.jpg)
Week One is in books! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
I had a whole diatribe written before the mailbag but then my computer turned off and I lost most of it. Anyway, how did…
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2017 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)
Lotta football action this weekend. Some results were expected (Browns lost), some were surprises (Alex Smith airing it out), and some were shocking but…
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2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)
It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I’m not used to grimacing this hard until…
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![The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/shit.jpg)
The World Is On Fire: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
When cases are decided by a panel of judges (e.g. the Supreme Court), judges can write “concurring opinions” where they agree with the ultimate…
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2017 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)
Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it’s really simple — just try to be…
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