Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Five

ballsofsteelandfury - October 4, 2019October 3, 2019

Welcome back! Last night we had the NFL's second attempt at scheduling a decent game on Thursday Night: the Los Angeles Rams against the Seattle Seahawks. Did you know they throw fish at a market in Seattle? What a world! I wonder what the LA equivalent

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Four

ballsofsteelandfury - September 27, 2019September 26, 2019

Welcome back! Last night we had the NFL's attempt at scheduling a decent game on Thursday Night: the Green Bay Packers against the Philadelphia Eagles. It was actually successful! For those of you that stayed up with us and participated in the Live Blog, you witnessed the Packers battling the

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Three

ballsofsteelandfury - September 20, 2019September 21, 2019

Welcome back! Last night we had the Prototypical Thursday Night Football game. The one. The only. It could only be the Jacksonville Jaguars vs the Tennessee Titans. The game no one wants to watch on Thursday Night. For those of you that stayed up with us

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Two

ballsofsteelandfury - September 13, 2019September 12, 2019

Welcome back! Like the swallows to San Juan Capistrano, we return each year in the hope that Thursday Night Football will be better. Last night we got the Carolina Panthers against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a NFC South showdown that was delayed by lightning, degenerated into a political

Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week One

ballsofsteelandfury - September 6, 2019September 6, 2019

So, that was a game last night, wasn't it? Contrary to popular opinion, that was a real football game that counted in the standings and not just another pre-season game that season-ticket holders were forced to pay full price for. For those of you that stayed up with us and

No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 23, 2019August 23, 2019

INTERIOR - CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA - MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience, we have an unknown aircraft entering our airspace. Vector 405 for bogey. TELESCO: Who's up there? LYNN: Rivers, Gordon, Bosa and Allen. EXTERIOR - THE SKIES ABOVE SAN DIEGO COUNTY CAPT. RIVERS: YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY

I Have Issues With Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Ian Scott McCormick - August 3, 2019August 3, 2019

I've posted a few reviews/recaps of Russian movies around here. Some of them went over pretty well. One of them went viral-ish, and for a brief period of time I had a few thousand Russians who kind of sort of wanted me to stop writing forever. Or do anything forever.

Fresh Set of Eyes: Lucky Trouble (Vykrutasy)

Ian Scott McCormick - July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

Lucky Trouble is a 2011 Russian RomCom where a rag tag bunch of homeless kids shock the world and become the U12 National Champions of Russia. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm going to check the movie poster. Yup, that's a RomCom all right. Anyway, somebody told me to stop reviewing

Fresh Set of Eyes: Love And Pigeons

Ian Scott McCormick - July 17, 2019July 17, 2019

Love and Doves/Pigeons is the story of a moron who cheats on his wife, hurts everybody, and then reenters the picture. Or as the Soviets called it, "A Romantic Comedy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_C4TpPSCQ4 This movie is really divided into three parts, so I'll separate it accordingly. Part 1: Spinning Our Wheels This is not Act I. Act

Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake

ballsofsteelandfury - April 24, 2019April 22, 2019

One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path. Heck, even former KSKers are copying

Fun with Polls – Best Bond

ballsofsteelandfury - April 5, 2019April 5, 2019

Welcome Back To James Bond Fun With Polls Week! Today is the exciting conclusion to Fun With Polls Bond Week! Of course, I've saved the best for last. The eternal question that everyone argues about: Who played the best Bond? I anticipate a lot of arguments in the comments on this

Fun with Polls – Best Bond Villain

ballsofsteelandfury - April 4, 2019April 3, 2019

Welcome Back To James Bond Fun With Polls Week! Today, we are going to choose the best Bond villains. Now, as with the Bond Girls poll from yesterday, we have distinguish what makes a Bond villain. The Bond villain should be the mastermind and head antagonist of the film.