Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 18, 2016November 17, 2016

The scene: Future Moose's opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry. Future Clone Lynda Carter is sitting on the bed, swinging a pillow and giggling. Future Moose: So you're sure the Man in Plaid is deactivated, Balls? Balls...?

Your “Worst Uninvited House guest in EVAR!!” Walking Dead Recap

theeWeeBabySeamus - November 14, 2016

Greetings fellows and fellettes. For this week's recap of The Slowest Show On Earth...errr The Walking Dead, I'm filling in for the lovely and talented BeerGuyRob. Because apparently traveling with Ms. Rob is more important to him that we are. I know I feel important in his list of priorities.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 11, 2016November 10, 2016

The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you're getting peckish. You're thinking of those Diggler's Donuts in the break room, and wondering if it's worth the walk past Steve's cubicle to get one. I mean, Steve's an okay guy, but he

Your “Ugh, More Torture Porn?” Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - November 7, 2016November 7, 2016

I think I may have reached the "tuning out" phase of my "Walking Dead" relationship. Oh, as always, Anyway, this episode ("The Cell") is centred around Daryl and his adventures at Guantanamo Bay "The Sanctuary" being psychologically broken by The Saviors. The episode opens with Dwight making himself a nice ham sammich

I Need to Talk About “Doctor Strange”

Beerguyrob - November 5, 2016November 5, 2016

So, I saw "Doctor Strange" Friday afternoon. I almost didn't. There were two of these sitting behind me They wouldn't shut up during the whole 20 minutes of previews. Fine, I thought, it's just previews. I can YouTube that shit later. It was stuff I'd see, like "Logan", "Guardians 2", and "Rogue

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 54)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 4, 2016November 3, 2016

The scene: Doktor Zymm's semi-secret laboratory in the DFO clubhouse. Doktor Zymm is wearing surgical magnifying glasses and working on the android body of Man in Plaid #2. She has a panel in his chest open, and is working carefully with a pair of delicate forceps, moving wires and making

Why the TV ratings are down and why it doesn’t matter because the NFL is dying

ballsofsteelandfury - November 3, 2016November 2, 2016

There have been many, and I mean MANY, articles out recently trying to explain the NFL ratings decline. For the most part, I've heard about them from Twitter and from comments here. Once I get to the article, I skim it to see what the author's underlying reason is. Then,

Your Rick Grimes-Free Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - November 1, 2016November 1, 2016

There's a saying: The pessimist looks down and loses his head. The optimist looks up and loses his footing. The realist looks forward and adjusts his path accordingly. -- King Ezekiel A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. -- K, "Men in Black" I skipped

88 Questions about the Viagra commercial protagonists

ballsofsteelandfury - November 1, 2016October 29, 2016

For the young'uns so they get the shitty pop culture reference: Let's get started 1 Why is the blue-eyed blondie with the matching dress shown fully but Limpy McDick can't have his face shown? 2 What kind of stupid double-standard is that? 3 Are we meant to imply that it's all her fault? 4 That's

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 53)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 28, 2016October 28, 2016

The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where Cookiethulhu has just pulled the Man in Plaid #2 out of his mouth in front of several semi-horrified DFOers. Well, DTZM looks horrified. As does WCS. Doktor Zymm looks strangely fascinated, Sill Bimmons is rubbing his chin and nodding solemnly and Ballsofsteelandfury

Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 26, 2016October 26, 2016

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NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his "bullshit response" from the League. Bobby Wagner's leaps were legal because the contact was considered "incidental". According to NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino, had he made direct contact with the player - a hit, or landing on him - then it would

Your “Negan Is Who We Thought He Was!” Walking Dead Recap

Beerguyrob - October 24, 2016October 24, 2016

Not that I should have to warn you, but Anyway... First off, it sure was nice of the NFL to flex a game into prime time that would be so bad we would be able to catch "The Walking Dead" without much interruption to the viewing enjoyment. Seriously, (gifs via; Vine via) it's like