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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”
Tonight’s Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and…
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Your “Greatest Day in Motorsports” Open Thread
Today is, arguably, one of the greatest days in the calendar year for ‘Murricans. We are smack dab in the middle of a glorious…
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Dear HRTN…
The scene: The HRTN editor’s meeting room. It’s a large room with a table and several chairs around it.Covalent Blonde, Old School Zero, Ballsofsteelandfury…
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25 Questions About….
this: I am a young man of a certain age. That certain age means that I grew up under the threat of nuclear…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)
The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)
The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 78)
The scene: Ape City, that bustling hive of simian activity in an undetermined future. Voiceover Narration (by Top Detective): This is the city. Ape…
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SOME MOVIES SUCK. THESE ARE THEM. SPECIAL ADAM “ASSCLOWN” SANDLER EDITION
I have access to a bunch of movie apps and I am amazed at the selection of movies. I’m also amazed how many of…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017 (Part Deux)
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over…
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HRTN Spring Break Special 2017
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where the sun is hot, the beers are cold and the bikinis are tiny. The spring break crowd is…